@gav.genie: #noob #pro #hacker #situationship

✯⋮ g᥆ᥣsһі ⸝⸝ :

who tf even into this I'm crine

P4R4SIT1C :

Number 1. Why the Pepperman from Pizza Tower? Number 2. Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.” I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor. You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations. I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser. If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.

Natalie :

There is a lot of personality in this noob post. The noob angle works really well. This one feels genuinely polished.

Possibly Spamton :

i lowkey cringed

★ :

r u guys simping over this tomato?

FINNY 🦴 :

posting is optional

saiiᝬ :

what is this brada

💫🔷Optimus_prime🔷💫 :

og Minecraft players...

Lumie :

who's avatar is that

Augustus :

Aria :

im this close to blocking this acc

𝓓ani ˗ˋˏ ♡ ᰔ 𝓡hinedottir ❥ :

oh ok cuz we were wondering

Goldust24k :

got hacked, will fix :

MICHAEL-ANIMATIONS :

☆ORPLE★💜🧡🩵💚❤️🤍 :

K :

first one lwk gives flash_kat25

•°♥♦Ron weasley simp♦♥°• :

MR TOMATO TURNED INTO A HUMAN but with horns tho :|

pipiyuhhkiwiy5 :

Who even is this

🏴‍☠️〔𓊈𝄞 𓆩һᥲrᥣᥱᥡ𓆪 ✭𓊉〕⛏️ :

oh ok

𖦹rxi𖦹 :

ooo Mr tomato head tell me

Vanity :

worst company idea I've ever seen

︻╦̵̵̿╤── ∘˙˚ օlíѵҽɾ/sαsհα :

Bro what

Reyzz :

Im blocking you

Zairu :

83j92tw

Hyuna :

literally him.

★𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒶★ :

@:( + :) [eris] slide 2

Notification :

Son im crime

𝜗ৎ⋆˚꩜｡кєησ ♡ིྀ ℓυкα'ѕ ∂єѕтιηу :

@༻꫞ 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑖𝑛'𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑓𝑢 ꫞༺

Kenzie :

girl omfg