@shockwirerock: Never commit felonies while committing misdemeanors. Merch in bio #heavymetal #thrashmetal #metalmusic

.m.461 :

Never commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony.

Scott🔻 :

Never break two laws at once

Spire :

'Always follow the rules, when breaking the law.'

Coffee :

This would go hard on a bumper sticker

TheCaffeineDiaries :

Sensible Speed Metal.

potato :

one crime at a time.

Dexter Licke :

Never commit misdemeanors while committing felonies

LinnyAnt :

"don't break the law when you're breaking the law" -my dad (and probably most dads born in the 50s)

Rose :

I’ve found my people!! Doing illegal things in the car but keep it looking legal outside 😉

hotmike :

You see, your honor, both the audio recording and the written text were satirical in nature and not an admission of guilt.”

hippy_cowboy :

Exactly. When breaking the law, don't break the law.

Katy 🩷👽🍄🌟 :

One crime at a time is very good advice

$ :

never commit a misdemeanor while you are committing a felony

user78287469775504 :

Check those turn signals brake lights and make sure that license plate cover doesn’t obstruct any information

Sage :

This is actually some of the sage advice my dad has given me over the years: Never do 2 crimes at once.

The Irish Guy :

Info-Metal

Sisyphus :

I once drove a very suspicious looking van at blazing speeds through Texas and my Dallas PD friend told me if I had been driving the speed limit they would have pulled me over in a second but at 85-90 they knew I wasn’t doing anything else wrong 🤣

🌌._Mary_.🌌 :

Now THIS is the kind of content I signed up for

burnttoast140 :

Chilliwack represent

Patches McGee 💫 :

PeachiNiki2 :

speed limit +2mph

cass | hardly homestead :

Only break one law at a time 🙂‍↕️

Chalisse :

i hope you know i play this to and from the dispo everytime.

altcultofficial :

The Djent versions lyrics

🥂🍾 :

Gotta do 5 over to let the cops know you’re not scared and everything is all good 😂