But wouldn't schnitzel be damaging gubby property?
2026-02-02 01:24:20
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Sam Hinz :
This one might be my new favorite unc
2026-02-02 01:35:22
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Rouge 🌌 :
Actually really I almost got hit with that. Only got out because the Sgt in charge said I did put on sunblock every few hours and burned thru the top anyway.
2026-02-02 04:35:09
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trashpanda :
Almost got an article15 for damage to government property. I got sunburnt and bled through my Class Bs, even though I had applied sunscreen religiously, but I’m just super pale and burn easily.
2026-02-02 03:54:14
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Titan :
wouldn't it be the leadership fault for making them go in the sun?😂
2026-02-03 20:04:10
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Bolter :
my drills made me keep my sunscreen with me at all times as an inspectible item. it exploded in my pocket during the crawl and mixed with the sand and PC in my pocket ruing that PC
2026-02-02 02:53:43
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matt 🇺🇲🇯🇵 :
thats a thing? 😭 Man I guess im not using my inability to get sunburns properly 😂
2026-02-02 09:22:00
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Rider&Echo :
Same for tattoo infections ✌😅
2026-02-02 13:50:26
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Cody Guidry :
If you didn’t want me getting sun burnt then the army should’ve issued sun screen
2026-02-02 22:54:14
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Alex Barber :
2nd degree on my bald head because they had us out in PTs for hours, no beret profile was cool the peeling head was not
2026-02-02 02:13:09
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Evilman :
"You got a problem with that?"
"No, but you do."
2026-02-02 14:57:25
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Your moms fav bootylicker :
My dad got sunburned back when he was in the army. He got stuck with flipping rocks over to make sure they dont get “sunburned” for the next 3 days cause he damaged gov property aka his head🤣
2026-02-02 22:24:20
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Reaper_UA7 :
They tried writing me up for a sunburn, literally went to my provider to tell them my skin condition is a mutation due to the covid shot.
2026-02-05 05:06:11
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Damien Evans :
had a guy on deployment who got 2nd bordering on 3rd degree sunburn who did go to NJP for it preventing him from working
2026-02-02 01:37:06
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Narelen :
I actually heard of someone from one of my ships going up to Captain's mast for that exact reason
2026-02-03 04:15:17
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psyduck_migraine :
My battle cracked his head open during a training op and our 1Sgt charged him with destruction of government property💀
2026-02-03 14:39:17
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CaptainLively :
For real?
2026-02-02 13:06:40
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Austin Moilanen :
he's doing this as a bit but he is technically correct. this is a certifiable thing that can happen if you get so sunburnt that you can't work.
2026-02-05 17:16:38
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WarpedMage :
this happened to my buddy after we went deep sea fishing in oki. he got negative paperwork
2026-02-02 15:28:22
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Jadee :
Okay fr tho… I did get a counseling for getting sunburnt. Mind you I need prescription sunscreen, and apply it religiously. (I’m Irish with every frail skin I can’t help it) 😭🥀
2026-02-02 23:39:30
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🦆Squeaky🕊 :
my brothers was told about this and one of them believed it 😭
2026-02-02 01:20:16
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The_Hankered_Craftsman :
Just tell them you had on sunscreen but you didn’t know it wasn’t waterproof. It came off while sweating in the field
2026-02-02 13:27:34
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andiabhul :
Getting ink while in is destruction of government property too…
2026-02-02 01:39:18
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JB_Brister :
I got sunburnt in BCT because I was on antibiotics. I went through almost a bottle of sunscreen every 2 days and still got borderline 2nd degree sunburns on my face. I got pulled into the COs office and he was screaming at me and threatening me with an article 15 and possibly worse until a couple of my DS came in and said I was using sunscreen. They had to take me to the hospital and get some kind of prescription strength sunscreen and it finally started clearing up
2026-02-05 15:42:30
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