@tlohhh: How to scam your community 101 📝 #smallbusinessowner #businessowner #smallbusinesscheck #business #satire

pavel jay :

I love paying triple for lower quality and angry employees

Bsalvador :

“Locally sourced ingredients” means it comes from Sysco

ggarza3506 :

and people wonder why small businesses are fading away

Chicago4life :

Don’t forget the store hours only being tuesdays and thursdays between 1pm-1:45pm

Mark D :

This is 100% The UPS Store

jn091826 :

If I don’t know who I’m tipping, then I simply don’t.

strangemovies :

Should we have comfortable seats? NO. Hard wood seats that hurt the longer you sit. ☹️

Brad :

when are you open? 11am-4pm Tuesday through Thursday

Marianjag :

Pay cash and no tip

David Cross :

Bro why are these always so spot on? Drives me nuts how accurate these are, lol. Thanks for the laughs again, bro. Keep them coming

Very awesome fish 🐟 🐠 :

Every millennial TikTok small business

vagentle1 :

We have a take out pizza joint in our neighborhood that’s open Thurs thru Sun. and you have to order the pizza 24 hrs. In advance.

Muhammad :

don't forget if it's coffee they must have a Dubai, pistachio, cookie butter flavor

the ceo of reliability :

I remodel restaurants for a living. the corporate chains are typically cleaner and food is handled safer.

birdzg1ng :

Sometimes they start at 22% and don’t even show you 15% LOL

Mondo_Duke7 :

Illusion Elixirs :

🥺 I'm just a one man band over here 💗

4TuneWlkr :

But do we actually 🤣

Thomas :

Nailed it

kennyrichmond787 :

Make sure you sign says established 2024 so the customer knows that we’ve been in business for a few years

catplant08 :

do a Posting trying to hire people/ grow the location then close the location four days after...😅

old penguin :

have you ever owned a small business?

WrasslinDad480 :

@Farming While Beige

Sebastian Ochoa :

🥰🥰🥰