@iryanmoran: natter son or var daughter

nathan__whaley :

B :

“A foid”

paul :

one larp two larp red larp blue larp

Christian :

all the buzzwords 🥀🥀

Ty :

when a foid genuinely calls you cute and for 0.3 seconds your nervous system considers deviating from the truecel path but unfortunately you took semax one singular time and it permanently unlocked forbidden pattern recognition so your frontal lobe immediately runs a 4-dimensional simulation of her intentions and you see the future where she extracts your essence your time your energy and your peace but it’s too late because in 2022 you also ingested ashwagandha which permanently flattened your cortisol curve and severed your ability to emotionally respond to stimuli so instead of engaging you enter dissociative observer mode slime the interaction internally reduce it to data points archive the event as “foid encounter – nonlethal” and return to baseline truecel operating system with zero attachment zero hope zero despair just quiet awareness and magnesium deficiency while everyone else is playing checkers you’re buffering reality at 0.25x speed immune to affection immune to manipulation immune to happiness immune to sadness just raw semax-enhanced pattern detection and ashwagandha-induced emotional void walking the earth as a calm hollowed out husk who cannot be saved cannot be harmed cannot be fixed and will not be moved

Basilisk :

what ashwaganda does fr

elleehmgee :

yappa :

5 original sentences left

chadmortensen :

tiktokroddy01 :

Some inconspicuousies but I’ll let this slide Chad

tobsB :

buzzword buzzword buzzword

tyson07m :

“A foid”

flu :

“her”

クリスチャン :

mg1epic :

It’s the damn phone…

sirri :

biochemnotes :

this is my niche

𝅙 :

zahiispam :

jacob.in :

🌲AATH🌲 :

stonedschloong :

Yes mate

Kdub!ᛉ :

ts is killing me

Lucian :