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sarahINFJ :

Just hurt my own feelings looking up what longback is

catherineobbard :

urban dictionary long back

Audreystrange_ :

I used to use tooth. One time a guy said I gotta know your name I replied “tooth”and he immediately said I get it have a goodnight so I replied “yeah you tooth “

chanel 🐐 :

"do you have both kidneys?" "oh cool what's your blood type?" "are your dental records up to date?" "how far away is your nearest emergency contact?"

Garrett :

He seems polite and respectful

Feralshopgremlin :

Just tell them you expect to be spoiled and have your bills paid. THEY RUN

⭒˚.⋆ chiv ⭒˚.⋆ :

why is everyone saying to just say I'm not interested as if that has ever worked

wayneengquist :

The fact you choked on your drink laughing and he didn’t think it was funny, definitely a red flag. Good save. 🥃

Opa :

“Got it. Got it. See ya” 😂

Raúl ☀️ :

Ettie Killian || 💀🖤🍷🐈‍⬛️ :

I used to lower my voice a couple octaves and introduce myself as Mark.

Megan🎀📓📖🪩 :

I one time told a man I only speak French, in English

Tattoos & Therapy :

Just burp or fart. They don’t know what to do when we do this because they’ve convinced themselves we’re incapable.

demetrawilliford7 :

Back in the day when I went to clubs and a guy just kept trying, I used to tell guys I had 12 kids and I was looking for a man yo help me raise them, with a straight face. Somehow the conversation always ended abruptly.

3rr0r__404_ :

“how much money do you make a year?” “have you thought about getting hair plugs?” “are you wearing shoe lifts”

Tomakaze :

my name is tomi (sounds just like tommy) and I love when guys ask if its short for anything and I respond with "yeah, its short for Thomas" 🤣🤣. they look at me questioningly and I just smile.

Ohana :

Even better just respond with a dudes name.. "Im steve" that will leave them guessing in 2026

WTW_TANAKA :

I don't get it

AetherDoll :

Bb b

Novire.co :

What is the song in the background? It’s on the tip of my tongue and I can’t seem to remember

The_Boat_Stopper :

i think he just took the hint, he seemed almost apologetic

sarah :

i’ll never forget the time i was talking to a guy (bc his friend was talking to my friend and i felt awkward) and he had a name tag on that said anthony, so when he asked my name i responded “anthony”

hayden thompson :

could just say ur not interested lowkey

Adrien :

Anything but saying you’re not interested