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@freddie.allison: Which other British mum catchphrases am I still missing? . . . #britishhumour #uklife #ukcomedy

@freddie.allison: Which other British mum catchphrases am I still missing? . . . #britishhumour #uklife #ukcomedy

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Tanfana830 :

I heard those last three as a kid and I'm most definitely not British (well, not since before the American Revolution) 😅

Kai 🌗🗝️🧸 :

"you make a better door than a window" 🤣🤣 I say this to my dad but in the phrase of "are u auditioning to be an indoor lampost??"

Jeff :

Growing up in a hot summer US climate I got "Quit fanning the door!" if I came in and out too much letting the hot air in the air conditioned room.😬

Mango :

So true

Carey Harnetty :

brilliant as always 😂

itz_faythe :

my dad says "up and down like a yoyo fucking sit down man"😭😭

Ace :

for being in the way we used to say you weren't made in pilks (it's a glass company in st Helens)

Seriouslywtf2 :

🤣🤣🤣🤣

michaelread457 :

😂😂😂

Megan- Jennifer X 🍯🍯 :

When your room is messy- ITS LIKE A PIG STY IN HERE !

iaminvested4 :

You aren't Jesus Christ. Don't act like you were born in a barn.

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