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Lady Galaderial :
My first has the ability but not the desire. My second has the desire but not the ability. My last has the ability, the desire and the knowledge. She is the scary one😂😅
2026-02-06 12:35:34
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mizzgruntfarmer :
my mother has always told me that if I was her first, I would have been her last...
2026-02-06 22:01:39
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suz_e_q8 :
my 1st is ASD non-verbal i was worried about her schooling years and being bullied... then my 2nd was born, and I have a savings account for her bail funds. 😂😭 shes RUTHLESS but my 1st is always protected.
2026-02-06 15:22:16
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Blk.Lotus5150 :
my 9yo son is the gentle one...my 17yo daughter is....something else..like Jax Teller, Harley Quinn, and Tommy Shelby wrapped in a package that looks like me and sounds like a black haired Beth Dutton.....I swear idk where that came from...
2026-02-06 15:40:51
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LadyDinoSparkles :
My daughter isn’t even born yet and I’m lowkey scared of her. She’s mean to me and all the ultrasound techs.
2026-02-06 13:54:52
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Laura :
Ha 😂😂 my 1st is so cautious, all of his decisions are fear based and he’s a love bug. My 2nd (a girl) is FERAL. My husband and I have a running bet on when she’ll be arrested. My guess is 19/20 for drunk and disorderly. God please prove me wrong 😅
2026-02-06 14:50:24
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Robyn Carle :
My second born is only 6 months old I’m not ready 🤣
2026-02-06 02:19:13
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lauriefambro :
As a 2nd born I feel seen, which as a middle kid is very weird! 😎🥰😁
2026-02-06 19:22:11
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SawdustFairy🆘🇺🇸 :
Why is it always the 2nd born bent on destruction and world domination?
2026-02-06 12:53:46
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🕯🌟🌙🦊LunarFox🦊🌙🌟🕯 :
My first is emotional my youngest is also emotional but will burn everything while crying at the same time. Some days i don't know if i should be proud or scared.🤣
2026-02-06 14:47:06
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Ceara Gunderson :
This couldn't possibly be more accurate.
2026-02-06 07:44:15
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Colleen Rawr Rawr💜⁷ :
yup and my second is a girl and just like me!! Her poor husband!!!
2026-02-06 13:54:31
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Momma Mandy :
Apparently I skipped having 1st borns and just gave birth to 4 second borns lol
2026-02-06 21:11:51
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... :
as an only child, I promise if you hadn't had a second, the oldest would have toughened up later on. we only children have no siblings to be used as leverage, so we are pretty ruthless.
2026-02-06 22:03:05
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Nibstress :
My daughter is both in 1. 😂 We are a one and done and it’s a gamble each day on which version we get of her. 😂
2026-02-06 16:46:40
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Tricia Cragg :
As a second born myself I never understood this… until my 2nd born arrived 🤣
2026-02-06 08:56:22
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SirDerekD :
as a second born I approve this message
2026-02-06 14:01:54
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stripeconlon :
As the oldest, this is literally what my dad and I talk about when we’re away from my little sister. She is vicious and after 28 years he’s finally learned she’s the instigator, not me.
2026-02-06 21:29:52
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Dora DeLeon :
This should be for the LAST CHILD !!! not the second 🤨😎
2026-02-06 22:30:59
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Bénie :
Mine is switched. 1st will definitely burn your house down, won’t care who was in it, definitely took your dog, and will never think of you ever again 2nd one will worry about getting caught, where your kids are supposed to live, if anyone else is in the house, what your mom will think of him, and then probably just choose not to do it at all, because well… there’s just to much risk involved.🤣
2026-02-06 21:32:17
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hboard :
That’s more like my 3rd boy 😂
2026-02-06 01:55:41
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Kaitlin :
See, technically I’m the third of four, but the first born died when my older brother was only two, 10 years before I was born. So I can never decide if I’m supposed to be acting like the second child or the third child.
2026-02-06 14:53:20
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Jessica Dyer :
3rd✌
2026-02-07 06:22:20
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🇺🇸MAGAprincessRose🇺🇸 :
im the second i have no filter my sister the first.
2026-02-07 06:19:51
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