@dadiology: 🥛#optimist #pessimist #medicine #medicalstudent

Kathy :

Anesthesia:when did this glass last have water

Wes :

Class of 2020: we didn’t get a graduation

Emily :

The “prolly not” was a peak reference

Alyssa Lw :

ER: glass appears intact. Follow up outpatient.

Baggie_Boo :

OB: This water broke

Bexx :

This glass is hemolyzed. You need to redraw.

Wild Echo :

“Correlate clinically” when the presentation is jacked 6 way to Sunday is the most unhelpful read ever 🤣

mae :

the pa calling my pharmacy: can you get me the history of what other liquids the glass has been filled with

improv✌️ :

Respiratory: we need to get the water out of this glass STAT 😳

mckenna 🪩 medical student :

prolly not 😭😭😭

Spicy :

the rabies scream took me out

✨Stas✨ :

Min Haru :

Therapy: water within functional limits

Rose Daniela :

Social worker: this water was provided resources

hanf.22 :

As someone who is NOT a Harvard grad but works in the longwood area myself im actually in tears that’s exactly how they all say it usually directly after you just say hi how are you I’m ___

Jake-a-lope :

optometry: is this glass ^empty? ^ or full?. empty? full. its empty? ok. now how about this glass?

cjones818 :

The is so funny for only a select population 😭

Eric :

EMS: Is the room the glass is in safe for entry?

Gena the Haitian Therapist🇭🇹 :

Therapist: what emotions are coming up for you as you look at this glass? 🤣

hptla :

"list? what list?" 😭😭😭

Windy :

Social Worker: this glass is in the pre contemplation stage of change.

Anima Mundi :

Nurses: glass is resting comfortably. Will continue to monitor

Plan Bee :

This is so niche and so funny

Crystal :

Psych: “Does being half full make you want to spill your water or spill anyone else’s water?”

thicc..astley :

Management: this glass’ whiteboard was not updated