@pgally: The performative drunk cigarette (2026)

Kenz | MS2 🩺 :

Honestly all your future doctors are having drunk cigs

cadence marie 🦋 :

I always answer, "not with any regularity" and then refuse to elaborate

RYLEE SPILLER :

You are Alexis from schitts creek idk how to explain it

ryan :

I particularly enjoy the MLA citation in the caption thank you queen

Abbyc0lin :

That part of the exam is the easiest for me no alcohol, no drugs, no smoke

Dr. Hottie :

I love being a young doctor because I completely understand

thefunctionalchic :

As a doctor..I understand don’t worry 😂

Afton :

I explained the same thing to my doc and he said “so yes”

Kelsey | Reads 🔪 :

exactly that sentiment… AND on your wedding day lol

Madzdesiano :

Taply :

I had to explain a situationship to my doctor when I was 23

Kayla Not Kyla :

It was New York I had to!

rachel pepper 🫑 :

Performing in Europe

Amara Rivera :

Didn’t count in Dubai

julie :

augustus waters be like

yahari<3 :

it’s a if ykyk type of thing doc ✨

🧿 :

"occasionally" is an okay answer

Samiha :

I have seen anyone who looks as good in silver as you

Tay Dix :

My profile pic:

emma :

Okay but your silver nails, silver jewelry situation is perfect

Jay :

I told my doctor that I’m a social drinker only. I just happen to be social all the time 😅

Mags 🦋 :

I mean.

stephanie💜🥔 :

I think this is the aesthetic you’re describing. It’s a just a prop for the vibes

DrJosh :

Like I'm just a girl, high heels in my hands swaying in the wind. What am I gonna do?

Ash :

How much do you drink? 0-30? A week. Do you smoke? Only on vacation. Like I’m not going into details. Also, I cannot lie. DO NOT book your annual appointment post bachelorette trip