@seguratom: I sharted in Houston. #Teacher #comedy #comedyspecial #farts #tomsegura

Lexa :

The only difference between someone who's shat their pants and someone who hasn't shat their pants is time.

Nessa H :

at least you weren't in the oval office during a press conference...

The Irregular Winger :

been there. same place, not Houston, twas a Chili's

Michele :

Don’t trust a fart after 50 😂

✨Kimmy✨ :

I'm embarrassed by how many times I've crapped my pants as an adult lol

Eley Beaton :

Dan Jones :

Has anyone ever been driving along, and decided to push on a fart? And after a few, several seconds, realized the spreading warmth in their pants was not gas? Not me, sounds horrible.

Jacqui Kelley :

never trust a fart, especially after the age of 30 lol

strzeleckiaron :

Same thing happened to me at my brothers house a few years ago. Except I panicked and spun around to sit on the toilet, and in my panic I never stopped peeing. So I peed all over his bathroom

kookingwithknowles :

No sound but movement was. Elegantly put

frooeywitch :

Never push, if you're not on the potty. You will regret it. I did have this problem.

Melissa Rosser :

Back in 2013 my co-workers and I were sharing “this one time when I shit my pants” stories. I had way more than them. Like a lot. I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis that year.

PapaWolf :

I shart at least three times a week. Getting old sucks...

tlc1145 :

Dude, you are a master at your craft. Your delivery is perfection.

christophermelto6 :

Its 5:30 am and im laughing hysterically at this,cuz I have done it. I felt your pain buddy.

💙 Anthony 🩵 :

Never trust a fart after 29 years of age.

DavidWolfy1974 :

🤔this reminds me of something my father used to tell me... ☝️😑 Never trust a fart.

Mike Houser :

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been stuck in an automatic car wash, on the phone with your mom, with a 40 minute drive home.

childlesscatlady.rvt :

The Denver museum is not a good place to shart. Especially in front of a Claude Monet painting

🎮 Grizz 🎮 :

This is my favorite story. Took me out live and during the Netflix special.

Nae Nae :

Tom, regardless of your shart, we still love ya. At least you're not in diapers 😂

Pyrolitix :

If you’ve never been in a public place and had to throw your underwear out.. have you ever really lived? 🤣

ThereCanOnlyBeOneMichael :

Does no one else do a little trial fart? Like I'll open up just enough for a squeek to come out, to test if it's safe to let the rest out