@mandziy: #comedy #parenting #videogames #totalwar #foryoupage

_Strangu_ :

Robert Baratheon, is that you?

jacksellars62 :

this is how I feel fighting a naval battle in napoleon total war

🇨🇦 TeacupOni 🩷💛💙 :

32. Removed my tubes at 27. Lemme tell you. My 3500 hours in bg3 has given me far more joy than holding any child ever lol

Dee Robertson :

not beating the immortal accusations

Dark Knight :

Total War Rome 2. I remember getting to a point where I’d regularly route full armies with mere town garrisons. I was so proud of myself😌.

elle🥭 :

every needs to know about this victory i had

Ljósmóðir :

I'm a father and now waiting for my second born son who's due any day now..and I obviously haven't been outnumbered by the forces of four armies and I need that feeling now more than ever

Russell Shores331 :

jokes on you, I've done both

Sir Fancy Bacon :

Total war battles are the best. "oh I started on a hill?!"

Matt :

Thomas Ashdown :

I’m 36 years old and it’s shockingly obscene that almost none of my friends have played a total war game.

ThatDesignFeel :

I know the feeling - I once totally messed up an XCom 2 mission, everyone dead except the sniper, but that sniper with just a pistol managed to make it back to the extraction holding off WAVES! I've got two kids, but still think about that mission at least once a month🌹

Themis :

Those people never went into a boss fight for the 34838th time and finally got it right 😌

Frangepanem :

As a Stellaris player, I've come back from the jaws of defeat, survived a War in Heaven and stomped a galaxy ending extragalactic invasion... Hhaving a kid is pretty impressive too I guess

bigjig77 :

I have sacrificed untold thousands of basic spearmen to stop the golden horde, newborn is a bit better 😅

madjimmy :

and then you become to powerful and the other roman factions trigger a civil war and other factions you were at peace with decide to attack while this is going on 🤣

BrewUp 🇬🇧 :

Just give me 10 phalanx and narrow streets and I will hold Rome for an eternity 😬👍

Eijdn :

I am 34 and expecting, I have seen the Elysian fields, I have swam in those rivers of blood, I have tasted that victory attempted to be withheld by the unyielding maw of defeat. I wonder if holding my first-born will compare 🤔

diePremiumEnte :

oh the feeling of my about 200 cataphracts charging the enemy units bc i hid them well before and the army insta routing nothing feels the same

Kian Griffin :

As a father of two I have to say….I miss total war

user3992234102303 :

ah I know that feel. recently won a battle in Total Warhammer worth 1500 empire troops against over 10,000 skaven. and the game had the gall to call it a "close victory" because I used all my ammunition.

John Paul Brunetta :

I didn't feel much at all when I held my kids for the first time. I don't know this baby. I love them dearly now though

Kuc :

I did both

Hellsingpet :

caught me so off guard I straight dropped ny phone on my face

Badgerman494 :

I've done both and parenthood is better... but only by the slimmest of margins