then proceeds to boss you around like you know nothing
2026-02-10 19:07:44
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Jen :
my name is maximus decimus meridius, and i'm the one who knows where the good coffee is.
2026-02-15 16:21:50
30
eXcidWounds :
"My name is Jeff"
2026-02-10 20:48:38
311
davidhxqr1a :
“I turned your job down”
2026-02-18 03:27:58
81
The Painter :
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??????
2026-02-11 01:39:47
90
TheOneTell🇨🇦🙂 :
when you SHOULD of been the actual new manager
2026-02-11 05:05:17
50
mellowpanda :
loyalty is punished in the workplace
2026-02-18 02:07:18
8
Tym@r :
My name is Maximus. And I have not come this far—through thousands of commits, countless deployment battles, and nights fueled by nothing but caffeine and willpower—to oversee a mediocre project.
I am here to ensure that what we build today will stand against the storms of tomorrow. And I will not rest until this system is faster, safer, and stronger than any that came before it.
Now... shall we begin?"
2026-02-11 17:47:03
8
JRod :
It’s me. Been in the same company for 19 years.
2026-02-18 00:52:19
14
Lana Moon :
The girl’s version is Daenerys Targaryen😎 Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons
2026-02-10 23:52:23
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𓄀Jake𓄀 🇨🇦 :
Strength and honour
2026-02-11 14:11:18
24
1301christopher :
and your new manager says my name is Jeff
2026-02-18 21:37:44
6
TheAdminFitzgerald :
the new manager is jeff
2026-02-18 02:52:53
3
Freezey :
From what movie is that?
2026-02-11 14:19:44
2
Diesel/Chris :
Had a new manager ask me “hey can I borrow you for ten minutes” apparently “what’re you going to do with the other nine” wasn’t the right answer
2026-02-20 02:45:36
10
Kristiyan Haytov523 :
2026-02-11 09:37:05
20
Oni Shogun XIII :
O and him over there, his names JEFF!!!
2026-02-19 18:27:35
4
Bihter_1992 :
i am maximus 😭😭😭😭
2026-03-30 21:13:09
2
Jsol :
my name is maximum decimal meridian. salamander of the farmers of the north. gardener of felix legumes...
2026-03-13 12:57:30
1
Eri_GPL :
When the new one gets paid as you ... with 10 years experience! This is SPARTAA 😂😂😂
2026-03-10 19:53:44
1
Mattman🇺🇸🇺🇸 :
Been doing my job for so long that new managers ask me what to do
2026-03-10 16:58:22
1
rv420k :
I am Paul Muad'Dib Atreides, Duke of Arrakis! The Hand of God be my witness, I am the Voice from the Outer World! I will lead you to Paradise! Sir
2026-03-26 10:15:54
1
.300rum :
Yeah… they don’t like me. 💀
2026-02-17 20:50:18
2
graphicsbuddy :
there's this new marketing guy. and he was tasked to make ads. he asked me: how many designs can you dish out? maybe we need ai for it... he gave me the task and gave it back to him the same day. he was shocked. and he was so slow on the feedback. i have to followup for the feedback. he needs a full 2 weeks to get back to me. then i give back the revision to him the same day. I hound him for the feedbacks. turns out he couldn't handle mutlitasking. he takes sooooooo long on his tasks.
2026-04-04 02:26:45
1
T2DABoogie :
My name is Maximus, General to the deep fryer, guardian of the grill.
2026-02-19 23:37:18
3
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