Can't accuse you of war crimes if there's no one living to accuse you
2026-02-09 18:34:31
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TheLionheartVT :
I might as well start making classes as BBEG's instead of monsters at this point.
2026-02-09 17:48:24
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Looney :
Uhm wouldn’t the map get burned by the fireballs? How you gonna protect the map?
2026-02-09 22:37:32
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only_half_crazy1 :
*Makes a character with fire resistance and an item to make them immune to fire damage*
2026-02-10 14:20:06
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Souldier :
why he say arti-FAI-ser
2026-02-10 06:09:46
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Alberto Solano :
I played Living Arcanis. And they stupidly allowed me to make a wand of invisibility. Bad move their part. That should have been bad. We got the drop on so many bad guys. It was ugly.
2026-02-10 03:53:31
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micahtaylor :
“Show me on this map of Faerun where Geneva is. I’ll wait.” - cartographer artificers, probably.
2026-02-10 14:23:55
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KuroRaikou :
"I am, Atomic." moment~~~
2026-03-13 22:39:56
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AustinIsLost :
There are no war crimes in DnD, unless I missed some Geneva Convention parallel at some point.
2026-02-09 18:58:04
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ShadowOfFear69 :
Speaking of war crimes, one of my personal favorites was when we had to deal with a underground city in this mountain, it was full of fire giants. I got the bright idea of sealing up every entrance and exit except one and then diverted a river that was right next to it over to it and drowned the entire city.
2026-02-09 18:59:23
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Danger :
It's not a war crime if they don't have a Geneva convention 🤣
2026-02-10 01:43:29
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Gimpy Hippo :
2026-02-10 15:32:34
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Douba :
Shouldn't it be pronounced car-tuh-GRAFE-err? I mean, just to be consistent?
2026-02-11 22:38:48
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Kerethas_Kataklysmos :
welcome to artifice. leave your Geneva convention at the door. *cackles in thirty ac*
2026-02-10 18:25:42
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Jerry Mann :
Now I know why my son was so excited about his warforged cartographer. We aren't level 3 yet to specialize, but that's the route he is building towards. He loves war crimes.
2026-02-10 14:37:45
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Kenji 📚 :
did i heared my FAV Word here?
2026-02-10 22:40:03
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crwydryny :
in my day 0hp meant death, no resurrection magic. no fancy abilities just roll a new character
2026-02-10 18:14:11
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Tiaan Carelse :
Combine that with a tempest cleric in the party and maby meta magic to up the range and boom, city block gone
2026-02-10 08:00:13
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Sassafras (they/them) :
The map took fire damage.
2026-02-10 03:13:12
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Tomi Backman :
Damn, I always thought it was pronounced artificer, not artificer. And I still like my way better 😂
2026-02-10 19:05:31
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Jacob Breeden :
as a alchemist in pathfinder it can do the same but not the map part and if I drop to zero hp then I pop right back up next turn from a elixir ive had all day with full hp
2026-02-10 01:15:39
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