River :
My name is, My name is, My name is Charles the second. I love the people and the people love me, so much that they restored the English monarchy. I’m part Scottish, French, Italian, a little bit Dane but 100% party animal, CHAMPAGNE! Spaniels I adore, named after me too, like me they were fun with a nutty hair do. Is today my birthday? I can’t recall, let’s have a party anyway because I love a masked ball! All hail the king of bling, let’s sing, bells ring a ding ding. I was the king who brought back partying. My dad King Charles lost his throne then kings were banned, they lopped of his head the Ollie Cromwell ruled the land. Old Ollie wasn’t jolly, he was glum and he was proud. He would be miserable as sin, only sinning’s not allowed. When Ollie died the people said “Charlie me heartie, get rid of his dull laws. Come back, we’d rather party!” This action’s what they called the monarchy restoration, which was naturally followed by a huge celebration! All hail the king of bling, let’s sing, bells ring a ding ding. I was the king who brought back partying! Great London fire was a whopper. During my reign, London city came a cropper. So this king did what was right and proper, the fire proved I was more than a bopper. I’m a fire stopper! Married Catherine Blinkingsoft, she was a love so true. There would never be another well maybe one or two (lists of a bunch of names I can’t remember), you think that’s bad, at least her name is not as silly as (HORTENCE MANCINI). As king I must admit, I broke the wedding rules but who cares when I brought back the Crown Jewels. I reinstated Christmas, makeup, sports and even plays. I was the merry monarch, they were good old days. When said and done, King Charles (that’s me) did run England for fun. All say I was the king loved by everyone my song is done! Party anyone?
2026-02-10 08:21:52