20 bucks for a tiny spray bottle when I could shart and do an even better job
2026-02-14 03:12:26
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travis_.50 :
Yall remember the glass capsule
2026-06-30 20:38:51
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Lets_Get_Faded :
Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.”
I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor.
You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations.
I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser.
If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.
2026-03-16 02:46:00
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✝️⚽️Shepard⚽️✝️ :
2026-03-14 05:11:18
506
Lee :
Spraying too much you don’t need that much only really like a half spray is all you need
2026-06-27 19:14:19
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deli :
Just buy em at 5 below instead
2026-04-04 17:29:48
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erridkausernameiguess :
Shit cost 5 at five below. Do better
2026-04-22 18:29:41
43
Matthew Heller :
We the biggest
2026-06-21 22:15:08
12
🇬🇹Ben :
I use it as cologne
2026-08-07 21:54:26
1
Miller :
The guy behind the camera.
2026-06-30 02:09:59
5
Isak hdbabby :
You know why is no one asking what’s it made of like are they actually inhaling so
2026-04-19 21:35:11
7
Amoney :
Liquid ass spray😂😂😂
2026-04-23 01:21:58
9
AIprazolam :
This gotta be illegal 😭
2026-03-23 00:39:08
9
John :
1 pump is enough
2026-08-08 00:26:22
1
beastddboy :
The candle is evil
2026-06-28 23:12:40
5
Mikey Pellegrim :
Lmao. “I just used this on my family.”
2026-03-06 23:31:24
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GHoST kf2 :
see my only problem with these pranks is that they spray it like a thousand times, like damn dude 1-3 is enough😭
2026-04-09 18:32:03
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yeahelliott :
2026-03-21 17:59:55
9
trav_1994 :
not liquid ass 😅😅 that’s legit the worst one i’ve ever smelled. i used to get people at work with that one all the time.. good times
2026-05-09 08:58:40
5
Sire :
Am I the only one who noticed the spray pattern in the beginning sounds like the pirates of the Caribbean theme song
2026-04-01 20:17:42
4
Grozny7734 :
With my luck, the heat of Arizona will cause the bottle to burst the moment I sit down in my living room to open the package.
2026-07-01 06:52:02
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DouglasTrizzy :
Just go to five below
2026-04-29 18:07:30
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B :
I’m the 41 thousandth like
2026-06-30 22:27:17
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havoc_b1uerapt0r :
I’m curious of what they put in it
2026-07-31 14:18:54
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