@itsjustbits: I still hate him #comedysketch #sketchcomedy #standupcomedian #comedy #comedyskit #skit #amazonhaul #jeffbezos

Caeruleus :

that Jeffrey Bezos song being right about him wasn't on my bingo card

hypnomarsupial :

bro said low wages not low ages

Robert Francis McMahan :

its because hes new money.

Brb :

Jeff Bezos probably: “I can excuse Child labor and slavery but PED*PHILIA?” The rest of us: “you can excuse child labor and slavery?!!”

Polaris :

"oh no im sorry. you have me confused. im the sin of GREED" -Jeff probably

the_one_true_mackenzles :

Bezos and Cheney. evil for the love of the game

Jason Wyatt369 :

Actually, yes… genuinely surprised.

I-jinx-things :

honestly regular villianry is so refreshing rn 😭😭😭 I still hate em, but like, there's monsters to slay rn

Dylan :

Bezos: "Get your hands off that kid!! She's got an early morning shift tomorrow"

kasegotbanned :

He's a villain. Not a monster.

Jaz :

oil baron evil vs biblical evil

🌸🎀✨️Momma Tay✨️🎀🌸 :

He didn't get invited to the island because Epstien was scared hed start recruiting the kids for the factory

Brie Cheesington :

How did Bezos end up the least evil of them all 💀

GreenDragon4444 :

I'll wait till the other 2.3 million files drop and the current ones get unredacted before I give other Jeff a pass.

"not every Jeff is an Epstien" is truly a genuinely genius and underappreciated line

Don Cheeto :

Impossibly rare Bezos W

phoenix :

“Uh actually guys- the baby blood on my hands is for an entirely different reason 🤓”

Aaron Scott :

The fact that his breed of evil isn’t even top 3 is sickening

Pablo :

“Temu Lex Luther” is the most accurate description of Bezos I’ve ever heard

Ace :

"second worse Jeff"

Roche :

“CMON JEFFERY YOU CAN DO IT, PAVE THE WAY PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT.”

Fallout slayer :

he's a villain not a monster

G :

Some people like crime not children. And honestly, I can respect it at this point.

Jenna🩷💜💙🇨🇦🇦🇹 :

How is temu lex luthor one of the less evil of evil billionaires

Silly billy:333 :

somehow an irl definition of "I'm a villain not a monster"?????