My dad thought Valentine’s Day was a made up corporate nonsense holiday but he also wanted my mom to feel loved so she got flowers every Groundhog Day for 43 years. Which god’s vibe is that?
2026-02-13 00:41:15
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Crypticarchivist :
Hephaestus: *hears Ares giving an entirely based answer about his wife (Hephaestus’s wife that Ares is dating— it’s complicated), pulls out the cuck chair and gets himself a fruity cocktail like he’s on a beach vacation.*
2026-02-13 03:27:03
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King_shu :
Ares lowkey gets a pass 😂😂
2026-02-13 00:10:09
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Harleigh De Carlo St James :
My brain wants Aphrodite, Ares, Hephaestus, throuple thing to be like real🤣
2026-02-13 05:03:27
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.ThatDumbRedHead :
The caption 😂🤣 poor Apollo. But we all know Percy’s either with Annabeth or Jason
2026-02-13 03:31:46
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Rosie/Eve :
Hades always does the best gifts for Persephone probably cause it’s getting close to her leaving for six months again 🥺
2026-02-13 04:13:51
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bencolohan :
I just picture that Aries surprises Aphrodite a few weeks later giving her a day of romance that is just all about her and him taking care of her probably with Hephaestus helping.
2026-02-12 23:41:11
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Bigwave :
Zeus being the absolute worse is my favorite content
2026-02-12 23:30:07
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hunterstar0519 :
Hephaestus is getting dragged out of his forge by ares to join Aphrodite in the bath because of the fact he makes the arrows she uses and he ends up smelling like soot metal ash and sweat and while his two lovers don’t mind it the rest of Olympus complains
2026-02-13 14:03:45
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sparky :
Anybody else think Hera deserves better?
2026-02-13 01:58:38
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Kat_Starlight_ :
Hephaestus: “I set a trap for then for the next day with a new weapon at the end of it for Ares and a new jewelry for Aphrodites, they love the fun of it” 🥰
2026-02-13 12:01:47
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Frost :
Zeus, this is why your brothers(Poseidon and Hades) are better husbands than you, they know how to treat their wives and how to properly rule their realms
2026-02-13 10:58:34
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sassycassie4292 :
I feel like it for ares, based off abby's world here, would be more like "i just throw haphesteus at her since he's the calmer one of us and make sure they have food and wine. I normally like to go and watch all the fights that happen during this time, they tend to be more explosive"
2026-02-13 01:58:50
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AllegroSkies :
we love our solar punk queen Persephone 💖 heck yeah for a new tractor!
2026-02-13 00:16:28
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Meradith :
A solar powered tractor…in the underworld? He literally had a sun down there for her 💙
2026-02-13 01:34:52
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Mystic :
Aries would 100% be on board and fully into Heated rivalry, first he thought it was a cool name but then got drawn in by the ✨️culture✨️, i mean, have you seen what the Greek soldiers did?
2026-02-12 23:55:45
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Mark_cameron72🏴 :
Ares is doing the best he can when his wife (don't think wife is the right word but yk) is the one in charge of the holiday. Also hades's gift is amazing
2026-02-13 02:05:10
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🍓Strawberry artist🖌 :
Poseidon lowkey sounds like the best husband in this depiction😭
2026-02-13 11:46:19
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HufflepuffCheshireCat🇦🇺🇬🇧 :
Everyone be quiet! My show is on!!
2026-02-13 11:39:40
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Nekoyumi_fox :
*coughs* ya I don't think Percy is ignoring the calls... he probably muted his phone
Aw Ares is a sweetheart for that unlike his father
2026-02-12 23:54:53
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Dante the Mutt :
Oh. I wonder what small city Hera wiped off th map for that one.
2026-02-13 22:46:27
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Mary :
Zeus, this is why you’re ⚡️The Worst⚡️
2026-02-14 02:34:42
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TB :
Percy: “Happy Valentine’s Day Annabeth.”
Annabeth: “You remembered.”
Percy: “C’mon, what kind of jerk would I be if I forgot Valentine’s Day…for the fifth year in a row.”
If you get this reference here’s a virtual high five ✋. Also Percy is just oblivious enough to forget about Valentine’s Day, but once he remembers he makes it very special.
2026-02-13 07:26:23
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IvanBarnes :
the apollo in the deacription is what gets me XD
2026-02-13 02:44:28
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Josephine Moats :
Ares wins
2026-02-14 03:38:15
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