@itscarlystanton:

✨ Megan ☎️ ✨ :

Babe. Babe. Babe. I thought those were white tights.

butch__sassidy :

Be honest, did this start because you found your old tap shoes in your mom’s closet?

s :

‘Let’s get this street on the road’ is entering my repertoire immediately

DeadBanksia :

Do you do anxiety attacks?

ItsCherrySue 🍒 :

not the Mayflower jogger/corpse white calves combo ~ they didn't stand a chance

plungefather.eth :

Incredibly tough watch 10/10 no notes 📝

Liz :

chill my man is on this app

Robert Stribley :

It’s the little touches like “CD-rom player.” Never miss a clip.

Cass :

The dents in the baseboard tell me this isn’t your first time 🩷

Kayli Cochrane :

Can I hire you for my husbands bachelor party ❤️

Savvy P :

Car: a little fall there nothing crazy. Beyoncé: this don’t even feel like falling

BethanyStephanieCloseEnough :

“Little fall there, nothing crazy.” 😳

drcaitlinveterinarian :

Do you do corporate events?

DB Cooper :

Do you do funerals?

✨️Rey✨️ :

kmass1189 :

Are you available for weddings and divorces? 😂

mall✿ry :

The pants are giving when they ordered a Ben Franklin impersonator on the Office. I’m here for it. This works.😭😂😭

Bonzu pippinpaddleopsicopolis :

mind you this is my first impression of you

Dani🤨🤗🌻 :

the boys:

ella ཐི^. ̞.^ཋྀ :

let’s get this street on the road!

Skylar Ensbury :

I love women

Dre :

“Just a little fall there, nothing crazy” 🎶THIS DONT EVEN FEEL LIKE FALLING🎶

Bean :

she would seriously be an elite snl pick

Zom_Bob_Omb :

i guess i was just expecting more taps

Kitty :

Girl, chill. My husband is on this app.