@peteholmes: Salon Dijon 🤣 MIAMI IMPROV THIS WEEKEND - 5 shows! FEBRUARY 20-22! 🎟️ are still available! GET INTO IT! #peteholmes #standup #comedy #doralflorida

Will.It.Sack⁉️ :

Audrey :

😂😂👏🏻 my dad told me his favorite actress was Meryl Street.

John :

I'm getting John Ritter vibes

McKenna🌻 :

"Leonardo DePizzaPlace" is gonna send me into a coma😭

Ricedragon2 :

My favorite drag queen

V :

My grandmother called Beyonce… Bouncy, I couldn’t get enough air in to correct her. She was like “it’s that singer… Bouncy!” we’re black, there’s no excuse 😂

AtrociousMoments :

I feel like Salon would love this actually

🍄 justafungiii 🍄 :

When they’re confidently wrong is the best

Susan...Maybe :

Thank you, Pete. My best friend and I saw Big Boat Iceberg in theaters recently and couldn’t stop talking about this.

jnybgud :

I will now forever refer to her as Salon Dijon!

Vinny Marie :

it makes soooo much sense your from Boston....🥰

deg :

"Salon who?"

Ankhor 9 :

Julian Sewell is Salon Dijon.

katiereads716 :

This is my second favorite Pete set.

Allie :

I quote this bit all of the time 🤣

TheBeardedRandy :

Lordy I needed this laugh 😂🤣

emceechadfishburne :

Solid.

Emilie :

I've been calling her salon Dijon for like 10 years because of this.

Lucy’s Las Vegas :

Mustard rinse 😂👏

Danger Will Robinson! Danger! :

Pete Holmes is a national treasure!

Leahs_Neurodiverse_Life🇨🇦 :

Our national treasure, salon Dijon. 🇨🇦

MightyOwl :

"This was said to me in a room with air in it."

Cliff Crawford :

“ here, there, under the stairs I love the lyrics”

Not a dad :

One of my biggest quotes in high school