@mad_mitch:

Kinsey :

Honestly it’s easier to list things it DOESN’T do

❤️❤️Danielle❤️❤️ :

And its 1.99 for 128oz

Jamie Arleo :

And their skin and hair are immaculate 🙄

user_455788892457 :

and his skin is flawless

pmackenziee :

and then women’s products are like “this is fairy dust scented soap specially formulated for your left pinky toe, going for the low low price on sale for $73.40 for a single-use mini cap full”

CrowsBeforeBros🍉 :

Omg and when you’re done the container turns into a podcast microphone

LogicallyFuzzy :

The saw dust and sheet metal bits help with exfoliation!

Rachel || Chicken Tender™ 🐓🖤 :

Chollis13 :

Can it also wash dishes at the same time?

️ :

i get mine at autozone

That Mexican dude :

I use mine as my eye contacts solution also

Randini :

…carpet cleaner, engine degreaser…

quelbelle-PA-C, MPH :

do you work for old spice?

user384929282828 :

It’s a toner AND a moisturizer

Anthony Elias :

I water it down a touch to help clean the memories of my father not loving me.

Drew P. Kox :

me when I use my 56-1 shampoo/body washer/degreaser

Oracle.Eric :

“It’s a floor polish!” “It’s a dessert topping!”

rae🦄🪸 :

and it’s neon blue

Patricia Sanchez8038 :

The mouthwash seriously got me

Anastasia :

Perfect! Now do a satire

Makel Wells :

I get the 5gal so it lasts

Justin :

I use the 7-in-1 shampoo conditioner bodywash toothpaste mayonnaise in the Naval Supremacy scent

Maia :

And the tub is matte black or looks like wood