@vondecarlo: I guess I’ve been doing relationships all wrong if you judge it by my bank account, and not my face. But what say you? Romantic over finance, or nah? Please do comment. I want to hear your point of view. Here’s mine: I’m single, fully self-sufficient, and independent (even though I’ve been offered an “easier” path many times). I’ve had more than my fair share of offers from wealthy men, and it’s only increased as I got older. You would think it would be the opposite, but anyway, I digress. No amount of money creates attraction for me. In some cases, ironically, money has made men less attractive to me. You think that’s all you need? LOL. Nah. I’m good. I do not have a for sale sign on my back, or front 🤷‍♀️ 🚫🪧😂 Anyway, being with someone you don’t like (or love) is not the easier path. That’s just long-term emotional debt. IMO But, to each their own. I’m not concerned about these Melania type folks & their rich decisions. I just want to do good work, and (at least) be able to make my rent when I hit the road again in April. Dignity is not for the weak… 😅🤷‍♀️😂 **Headlining Dates:** 4/14 @punchlinesac 4/15 @punchlinesf 4/29 @ontarioimprov More date announcements coming. Join my mailing list so I can add your city to the mix. Can’t wait to see you! 🔗 n bio FunnyVon.com

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Thursday 26 February 2026 23:11:03 GMT