@stardead456: The New Marriage Candidate for Stardew Valley has been revealed 🫣 thoughts? #fyp #stardew #stardewvalley #stardewtok #stardewvalleyfarmer

Rhys :

I'm going to marry Clint, have kids, divorce him, turn the kids into doves, and then marry Emily on his birthday

Rin 🏳️‍⚧️ :

8 heart event is you catch him spying through your windows at 2AM

Shadygal :

he asks you to wear a blue wig

Karma :

The wizard was RIGHT THERE

Cydnerella :

He’ll definitely still charge you to crack open geodes 😒

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 :

We could’ve had Willy. Linus. Marlon. THE WIZARD.

Moth 🍃✨💛 :

Antsy :

no, I love this decision bc people will no longer look at me funny when I say I like Shane

Zackary :

ah yes cwint

Charlie :

"you can now marry Clint!"

TheBirdyAndTheBees (He/They) :

If you marry him then he accidentally calls you Emily in the cut scene 😭

BlackberryAce :

I feel like this is punishment for something and idk what we did

foole :

In all my years I’ve never seen such a universally hated decision for stardew like this.

Wicked Witch :

People are really sleeping on Clint as am action. Now that he's available as a partner, we can formally reject him and marry Emily 🥰

Joxlen :

set Gunther free from the museum!! 🗣🗣🗣

Llamatik :

When I first played stardew valley I saw Clint and was like “wow I love him” but then he opened his mouth and I realized how wrong I was 🥲

Faze :

He loves chaos 😂

Br(mc²)(mc²)(mx+b) :

I am so mad about it being clint..so we better get st least discounted geodes out of thos

Sugar Beet Arts :

We were robbed of Gus!? He is kind and offers mutual aid to people?! He would cook so well for us and we'd grow the best fresh herbs for him 😭😭😭

Shrek's Smelly Toe :

Gunther is right there!

lialia :

list of the candidates I would take over Clint, any day: wizard, willy, Marlon, gunther, Gus, old mariner, dwarf, qi, scarecrow, Linus, bouncer, gil, governor, professor snail

evvie :

WHAT ABOUT WILLY

sacocatog :

no seriously who wants clint

Spider Snuggles :

I would rather marry Grandpa's ghost than Clint

ryuu || 𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔱𝔢 :

oh god… clint would wear a fedora unironically