@teddynonstop: #stitch with @nightvisionTVIf my dog ever broke down my bedroom door at 3 AM… Not for danger. Not for food. But to play the ukulele. We would be having a very serious conversation. Because why are you awake? Why do you have an instrument? And when did you learn chords behind my back? I’d just be sitting there in the dark like… “…so this is the level of disrespect we’ve reached.” Sleep would be over. Trust would be broken. The vibe would never recover. #DogLogic #WhatDidIJustSee #SleepDeprived