Realizing you can lie to strangers and there’s nothing they can do to prove it. My mom shut that down fast when she found out
2026-02-28 12:59:13
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Kate :
Freshly 18, had just moved into student accomodation, alone with my thoughts for the first time. Had a moment of "I have free will. I have my own money. I can have cake for dinner." so I did. Went out and bought a woolies mud cake and had it for dinner.
2026-02-28 13:43:00
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stanley :
sardines for this information
2026-02-28 21:36:25
201
Thursdaynext :
words are just overccomplicated airflow
2026-02-28 13:33:33
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MetalFox :
Hubby suggested we have a muffin before dinner.
Me: But we haven't had our dinner yet....
Him: We literally pay all the bills and mortgage on this house....
Me: Oh yeah...
2026-02-28 14:17:47
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Junkputt :
“I have forgotten what started this thought, time for a muffin” is something I will be using. Now I need to have a muffin on me at all times, or a bunch of little drawings of muffins that I can rip or eat or something. Or muffin stickers. I’m gonna go order some muffin stickers.
2026-03-28 20:43:17
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Nick Crawley-Oakes 🇱🇺🇪🇺 :
Sardines for that, that was fun
2026-02-28 14:13:27
45
Olivia x :
“First time you realised you had free will” I gave myself a buzz cut in the middle of the night and had to go back to school in 2 days. I was 15, my mum didn’t speak to me for a week 😭
2026-02-28 16:13:06
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Kbear :
I frequently need “NPC days” to reset as an introvert. No need of being perceived or carrying the plot. Just existing.
2026-02-28 20:12:18
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little_blue_dog 🇬🇧 :
“I forgot what started this thought, time for a muffin.” might be my new mantra. I also might get rather chubby, but never mind
2026-02-28 20:19:30
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AnnaWinters🇧🇪 :
Or just staying completely still so people will look at you confused... Or pretending to be in an NPC loop
2026-02-28 19:34:50
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Mama Chai the Ninth :
I say “I’m gonna Foxtrot” (Foxtrot Oscar) to mean “I’m gonna leave” and I heard other people at work using it. Free will is a trip!
2026-02-28 13:58:23
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Andrew's Edits :
My mom had a rule that we had to eat at the table, every time. No matter if it was a quick snack or something else. You only eat at the table
Once when i moved out, I was like really fucking hungry. And I didnt feel like walking towards the table to eat. So instead I sat down on the kitchen floor and ate there😂
2026-02-28 16:24:37
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Lexi :
Sardines for the funny video
2026-03-01 21:40:58
12
jjdjustus :
Same energy as this video
2026-02-28 17:11:47
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Liliana._.29 :
the "point up to the sky" is understated. yes people will look and judge you because there's nothing there. BUT. try staring up concerned for extended time periods (like minutes). people will join you and keep looking at nothing. you'll have a crowd soon looking at nothing. this is well documented with multiple tests. not many people resist crowd behavior either (go into an elevator, everyone in the elevator suddenly turns to the left, odds are the only person who doesn't know this is an experiment will also turn to the left). So yes, we are mostly a hive mind
2026-02-28 14:59:30
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vogonjeltz9722 :
Walked up to my wife one morning while she was eating a bowl of Cheerios and said, very loudly, "CEREAL!" She burst out laughing and it has firmly landed as one of our favorite inside jokes.
2026-02-28 14:10:27
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L :
my favorite social game is being randomly, benignly chaotic in public😂
2026-02-28 16:59:37
16
stuffybird :
Realizing that I have adult money and can just pay someone to turn my book into a webcomic
2026-02-28 14:20:24
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AJ :
Dang it. Now I want a muffin
2026-02-28 13:47:20
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LoomCactus :
So my auto correct always used to correct excellent to eggsalad 🤷🏻♀️Now I just say eggsalad instead (via text and irl) and you're correct, no one ever questions it.
2026-03-02 15:34:08
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Tater 🍉 :
I didn’t have to eat breakfast at breakfast time👌
2026-02-28 16:32:27
5
➶𓆩☾𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑛☽𓆪➶ :
I've realised I have free will but I haven't worked out how to take advantage of that yet 😔
2026-02-28 16:54:13
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D Howarth :
My inner monologue sounds like him sometimes
2026-02-28 14:49:19
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MayhemBanana :
I am now going to say sardines instead of thank you
2026-03-07 11:46:08
5
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