@_tylerblanchard_: Woodchipper vs Body #fypツ

richjustrich6 :

I'm a funeral director. I remember in '93 the Oklahoma state trooper caledl me. said I got one for you. I said ok I'll bring the cot. he said nope, bring a bucket maybe 2 and a shovel. dude went through a wood chipper. the human body is 15 gallons by the way.

Chace Ford :

The cartel seeing this

Meg :

Legs first. Got it.

JagerMuff :

Remember, the human body is kinda like a big gummy bear with a bunch of gummy worms in it. Wood chippers like solid objects. Make sure your gummy bears are frozen before feeding chippy. And call me for replacement parts lol

の乃ﾉﾚ丂の刀 :

Bro just gaved the cartel an idea

🇺🇲tlogan13🥓 :

pdfs feet first and maybe slow it down just a touch.

SLIPSHOTS :

So the movies are fairly accurate on this one

FSBC :

Btw guys it would be painful if it happened to a real person

G_ BĂNDŽ :

when i saw the blood

VexasaurusRex🦖 :

What I’ve gathered from the video: wood chipper effective but messy. Feet first. What I’ve gathered from the comments: freeze product before chipping.✅

Serpent Venom25 :

This happened to my dads friend btw

Shy 🎨 Paint & Parenthood :

POV anyone in the Epstein files

TheLegend77 :

Always💀

jango_skywalker :

can't reoffend now

Secret Scorpions 🦂 (Danielle) :

If Fargo taught me anything, you freeze the body so it doesn’t clog the machine. ✌

.eh31 :

RobNva540 :

take one into Congress and start asking some real questions.

Jess :

educational purposes only

DeadbeatDeadpool :

Tik tok: “How do you feel about these comments”

Dr_Catmilk :

Remember friends, your pet wood chipper prefers frozen/ slightly thawed treats

oops :

Thats an expensive shred… but educational. Hope you made the cost back.

Kyle Hodges415 :

Chip an dale vs evil did it better lol

NoizyBoi :

So, what youre saying is, legs first is optimal?

Tracy Pamplin :

elder millennial here. we know what a wood chipper will do to a human body. we've seen that tv episode.