@teddynonstop: #stitch with @Frenchtoastpapi You know… there’s a reason we don’t brush our teeth with urine like the ancient Romans. And it’s not just because we “evolved.” It’s because somewhere along the line… someone said, “Yeah… maybe let’s stop doing that.” Progress is realizing not every ancient tradition was a good idea. Also… let’s be honest… they’re all dead. I’m gonna go ahead and trust modern toothpaste on this one. #TikTokHumor #RandomFacts #POV #HistoryIsWild