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Des Bishop
Region: US
Tuesday 03 March 2026 21:46:03 GMT
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kathurl922 :
There’s no unselfish reason to have kids.
2026-03-04 05:05:54
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ExhaustedMillenial :
My dad has 4 kids and none of us talk to him so…..
2026-03-05 17:14:48
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saint🥀melusine :
dying isn’t a group project fr
2026-03-06 00:03:59
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dani :
A lot of hospice nurses and nursing home workers say alotttttt of kids don’t show up
2026-03-05 15:13:05
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Kay Pasa :
As a hospice nurse… I 100% agree 👍🏼 with this statement. No lies!
2026-03-05 21:06:52
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rashiekferris🇦🇬 :
Comedians are truly the most intelligent and self-aware group of people.
2026-03-04 10:48:35
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Cthulhu :
We all die alone
2026-03-04 08:44:41
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Tai :
Thiiis. Everyone is anti-immigration until a Haitian or Filipino nurse is caring for their ailing parents
2026-03-05 13:45:57
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Blee :
It’s actually selfish to have kids rn with the direction the world is headed and the state it’s currently in
2026-03-04 08:37:08
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Elisa Day🌹 :
My childhood dream was to live alone and die alone. It's going well so far
2026-03-04 09:11:36
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Sonia Katy🌼🌸 :
Everything he says are facts. Folks sat there laughing; but it is the absolute truth.
2026-03-04 16:11:27
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April • Dietitian :
I work in long-term care, this is accurate AF.
2026-04-09 14:57:16
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theamandamarissa :
He covered SO MUCH GROUND in a short amount of time bravo
2026-03-09 19:50:58
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athifr :
"You're only dying for a very short period of time." Gold!! I'm using that the next time someone says, "You don't want to die alone."
2026-03-04 12:43:40
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Angel Andujar :
This is the most serious-realistic-joke I've ever heard! 😂😂😂
2026-04-23 15:26:17
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Danie :
Having a Kid doesn't make you die with them. They will have their own lives. My kid lives 800 miles away.
2026-03-04 05:22:41
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ShankManok :
Everybody dies alone..
2026-04-29 10:55:52
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Jchoi :
Spitting STRAIGHT FACTS 😂😂
2026-03-05 13:25:28
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Johana Vasquez :
There are so many kids who don’t talk to their parents anymore.
2026-03-04 18:21:22
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Nimz Freya :
Facts😂 im 42 no kids and most f the women in my age are looks like 60 with the stress
2026-03-04 14:47:50
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Michael :
42, no wife, no kids. In the middle of 4 month trip through Asia
2026-03-04 05:28:32
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Dave(Transformation coach) :
Im 40 with no kids😌
2026-03-04 04:24:46
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Dont@me 🇯🇲 ♈️ :
My dad has 4 kids..all no contact and live in different countries…. He dying alone from cancer 😂 kids aint gonna always be there especially if we hate u
2026-03-05 13:23:04
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carpet blanket :
honestly this is such a good joke. swerving into politics at the end was really well executed
2026-03-04 23:05:09
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itonelovely :
My brother still lives with my parents at 32 and he's been beefing with my mom for almost a year... from inside her house bro
2026-03-05 12:41:52
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