@jestermaxxxxer: there will be no ww3 #nothing

U :

Goyclock moved 3 seconds 🤯🤯

mark :

when your in a fear mongering competition but your opponent is the doomsday clock

Krioks 👀 :

"war in the middle east???? surely it will lead to someth-"

ᛉ𝕬𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖚𝖗🇬🇧ᛇ :

the cortisol clock has been moved 3 seconds

JD :

“ WAIT WHAT??? there is another war in the middle east????!!! how unpredictable something is fo sho happening this time” as if that region hasnt been at a constant state of war for the past 2 millennia😭😭✌

ядрёна мать³⁷ :

and then little Caesars is being closed

ChaztheMan :

they deleted over 60,000 pages from the stein files while the wars goin on btw

chee®gio :

nothing ever happens to you*

Izan :

NO WAY, ANOTHER WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST?

Donald_kirkanyahu :

theres Always a war at the middle east.😭

Aidan :

Js called the happening department.Nobody picked up

🇵🇱⁕Silverhand⁕🇵🇱 :

rude_village :

λntonio :

as per usual

Maximos_defender :

Too0riginal :

“The clock moved! Something’s gonna happen!”

sternberg :

LiamV :

kusinappi :

the doomsday clock is propaganda, it has slowed down to the point it’ll take thousands of years to reach 0

Shuffy :

people who live in the middle east:

<#141#> :

Ole :

The Middle East is just a conspiracy theory they say that there is war but this place doesn’t even exist

ray :

doomsday clock is js if fearmongerring was made into a clock

Lasalle's Catboy ☭ :

nothing ever happens in AMERICA because the US is an empire that can get away with doing whatever it wants. for everyone outside of it things DEFINITELY happen

🎀Finleyx🎀 :

the Doomsday Clock gotta be the most Reddit coded thing ever