@baltimoresun: Farting for science? Brantley Hall is letting it rip. When Brantley Hall opened enrollment for his Human Flatus Atlas project to measure how much wind people break in a day, he expected a few dozen takers. They filled their roster in a few days with people around the country willing to try his Smart Underwear device. Participants will help breach a new frontier in the study of the gut microbiome, a complex ecosystem of trillions of microbes that affect health and even brain function in surprising ways, said Hall, an assistant professor in the University of Maryland’s Department of Cell Biology and Molecular Genetics. However, doctors have no reliable way to measure how many farts this biome puts out each day. Published estimates hover around 10 to 14 air biscuits daily (ABD). Still, initial tests in Brantley’s lab suggest the average might be closer to 30 farts, with some prodigious producers dropping perhaps a hundred or more. 🎥: Lloyd Fox

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okietoked
okietoked :
Will there be a leaderboard?
2026-03-06 18:51:05
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nhl_whiteboy
diesel :
Who are you selling my fart data to?
2026-03-06 22:27:27
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001devo
001devo :
could we like, fund research on women’s basic health first?
2026-03-07 02:26:00
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trent.jones66
jroworibp8x :
What happens if I shart
2026-03-06 12:31:34
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zackbackzack
zackbackzack :
Will it connect to my Bluetooth speaker so I can share with friends and family in real-time?
2026-03-06 21:08:49
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stinkypete716
Stinky Pete :
Science.
2026-03-06 19:09:03
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thebearlnthewoods
TheBearlnTheWoods :
Where Garmin meets Charmin 🤝
2026-03-06 19:16:38
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benjamingregorypatrick
Ben Patrick :
What's it's melting point?
2026-03-07 02:09:56
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danieletheridge26
DE2655 :
what are you measuring? Decibels, force, odor, moisture content, cheek vibrations? Inquiring minds want to know.
2026-03-07 09:49:55
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baipizhu_
白皮猪 :
I am not a fart doctor or anything, but I don't think "a stack of pickles" is a real SI unit.
2026-03-07 00:17:44
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thejamx
Harry Bahlzach :
I’d probably skew the data
2026-03-06 12:37:56
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tofonion7
Chris Hale :
Will it rate the farts on a scale of 1 to 10 and send a push notification to my phone?
2026-03-06 18:11:00
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weanlingmean
WeanlingMean :
how many farts do I need to do before I can play ranked
2026-03-06 22:13:45
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dererlkonig42
Pipeygirl :
humans in 2016: is my social media data secure? humans in 2026: is my fart data secure?
2026-03-06 21:59:07
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mahdi.024024
Mahdi :
Went from counting steps to farts. We've come so far. 🥰
2026-03-07 01:31:39
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kwisspyy
Kwisspyy :
Lmk when you guys add ranked
2026-03-07 02:59:27
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pootyfoo
🙃 ooℲʎʇooԀ 🙃 :
them: why you fart so much me: for science
2026-03-07 00:36:00
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cydneyleonard
Cydney Leonard :
Don’t let Tim Robinson see this
2026-03-07 03:08:43
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hjklingm
Hilari :
I wanna know what achievement badges are available
2026-03-07 00:18:51
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diabolical_dbeau
Diabolical_D :
One shart and it’s fried.
2026-03-07 00:56:52
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savvyg63
rave kandi plus :
I was meant for this kind of research
2026-03-06 22:09:21
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talesbytaminie
talesbytaminie :
This project is already a lot but a stack of pickles as a form of measurement is WILD
2026-03-07 03:43:56
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isaiahfields77
isaiahfields77 :
Is it shart proof?
2026-03-06 21:49:24
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darbyjames0810
Darby James :
Who else flew immediately to the comments? 😂
2026-03-07 10:37:55
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stripeymonster
_a💚🐛🌲 :
I'm sorry, I didn't know we were measuring things in stacks of pickles now. 😂
2026-03-06 20:51:39
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