@baltimoresun: Farting for science? Brantley Hall is letting it rip. When Brantley Hall opened enrollment for his Human Flatus Atlas project to measure how much wind people break in a day, he expected a few dozen takers. They filled their roster in a few days with people around the country willing to try his Smart Underwear device. Participants will help breach a new frontier in the study of the gut microbiome, a complex ecosystem of trillions of microbes that affect health and even brain function in surprising ways, said Hall, an assistant professor in the University of Maryland’s Department of Cell Biology and Molecular Genetics. However, doctors have no reliable way to measure how many farts this biome puts out each day. Published estimates hover around 10 to 14 air biscuits daily (ABD). Still, initial tests in Brantley’s lab suggest the average might be closer to 30 farts, with some prodigious producers dropping perhaps a hundred or more. 🎥: Lloyd Fox
Baltimore Sun
Region: US
Thursday 05 March 2026 17:30:10 GMT
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okietoked :
Will there be a leaderboard?
2026-03-06 18:51:05
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diesel :
Who are you selling my fart data to?
2026-03-06 22:27:27
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001devo :
could we like, fund research on women’s basic health first?
2026-03-07 02:26:00
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jroworibp8x :
What happens if I shart
2026-03-06 12:31:34
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zackbackzack :
Will it connect to my Bluetooth speaker so I can share with friends and family in real-time?
2026-03-06 21:08:49
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Stinky Pete :
Science.
2026-03-06 19:09:03
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TheBearlnTheWoods :
Where Garmin meets Charmin 🤝
2026-03-06 19:16:38
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Ben Patrick :
What's it's melting point?
2026-03-07 02:09:56
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DE2655 :
what are you measuring? Decibels, force, odor, moisture content, cheek vibrations? Inquiring minds want to know.
2026-03-07 09:49:55
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白皮猪 :
I am not a fart doctor or anything, but I don't think "a stack of pickles" is a real SI unit.
2026-03-07 00:17:44
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Harry Bahlzach :
I’d probably skew the data
2026-03-06 12:37:56
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Chris Hale :
Will it rate the farts on a scale of 1 to 10 and send a push notification to my phone?
2026-03-06 18:11:00
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WeanlingMean :
how many farts do I need to do before I can play ranked
2026-03-06 22:13:45
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Pipeygirl :
humans in 2016: is my social media data secure?
humans in 2026: is my fart data secure?
2026-03-06 21:59:07
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Mahdi :
Went from counting steps to farts. We've come so far. 🥰
2026-03-07 01:31:39
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Kwisspyy :
Lmk when you guys add ranked
2026-03-07 02:59:27
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🙃 ooℲʎʇooԀ 🙃 :
them: why you fart so much
me: for science
2026-03-07 00:36:00
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Cydney Leonard :
Don’t let Tim Robinson see this
2026-03-07 03:08:43
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Hilari :
I wanna know what achievement badges are available
2026-03-07 00:18:51
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Diabolical_D :
One shart and it’s fried.
2026-03-07 00:56:52
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rave kandi plus :
I was meant for this kind of research
2026-03-06 22:09:21
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talesbytaminie :
This project is already a lot but a stack of pickles as a form of measurement is WILD
2026-03-07 03:43:56
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isaiahfields77 :
Is it shart proof?
2026-03-06 21:49:24
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Darby James :
Who else flew immediately to the comments? 😂
2026-03-07 10:37:55
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_a💚🐛🌲 :
I'm sorry, I didn't know we were measuring things in stacks of pickles now. 😂
2026-03-06 20:51:39
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