@taylortomlinsoncomedy: Close enough #veggietales #standup #netflix #bible #religious

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lolabean1618
Lolabean1618 :
VeggieTales never actually portrayed Jesus because the creators thought it might be in poor taste to make Jesus a vegetable
2026-03-06 05:02:39
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airfryermuffin
Airfryermuffin :
I know there’s a joke in there somewhere about crucifixion vs cruciferous but I haven’t figured it out yet, if anyone can help 🙏
2026-03-05 19:11:47
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cypresstheworld
debbie🍉 :
i had a crush on the veggietales version of esther😭
2026-03-06 05:45:05
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zachthevoice
Zach :
Bob would never. Mr Nezzer, on the other hand, almost sent a sled full of kids over a ravine. So. Maybe.
2026-03-06 04:13:46
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kellyp_dexter
KellyP :
We only watched Veggie Tales for the Silly Songs, which are still fantastic
2026-03-06 01:06:34
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tang2382
Chris :
Forgive them Fava Bean for they know not what they do.
2026-03-06 00:43:36
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joshuaneace607
Joshua Neace :
If you heard “everyone’s got a water buffalo” and you don’t have a water buffalo, you might be entitled to compensation.
2026-03-06 15:04:17
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frances.dot
Things by Frances :
I cant find a veggietales sticker im so dissapointed
2026-03-05 21:12:37
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kitkatbar333
Cait🇨🇦❤️ :
Oh where is my hair brush?
2026-03-05 22:43:03
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rowenthadark
rowenthadark :
Honestly a “lost veggie tales crucifixion episode” would make a horrifying creepypasta
2026-03-05 20:52:02
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chatballs
chatballs :
I mean, veggie tales did do the Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego story where they're burned in a furnace.....👀
2026-03-05 20:01:09
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sam_i_am_912
Sam Hawk :
BOB WOULD NEVER 😳🤣
2026-03-06 02:28:55
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ethan_use_all_the_spaces
Ethan :
I don’t want no pickles I don’t want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny- my wife tolerates all of my silly songs references 😁
2026-03-06 04:00:58
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vennessa.rena
Vennessa Rena’ :
It wasn’t until a few years ago I realized that the song father Abraham was about Abraham from the Bible and not Abraham Lincoln
2026-04-10 13:38:46
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amberhyatt8
Amber Hyatt :
but man those veggietale sings were bangers. Im 48 years old and cant look for my hairbrush without singing where is my hair brush, also love sings about cheeseburgers
2026-03-06 03:20:54
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meatballnonner
Peanut Gallery :
Me, a Catholic: "I... guess it would be a Vlad the Impaler kind of situation." I don't know why my brain suggested Vlad before "Shiskabob" but whatever.
2026-03-06 00:20:12
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jennifercalhoun831
Jennifer Calhoun :
OH WHERE IS MY TOOTHBRUSH? OH WHERE IS MY TOOTHBUSH?
2026-03-06 03:16:04
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thatgoldengirl85
That Golden Girl :
I sing “Oh where is my hairbrush”multiple times a day. Only thing I remember from veggie tales. 😂😂😂😂
2026-03-06 04:36:53
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crazygirlsarecute
Christi :
this special was incredible Taylor as someone who grew up in church and for the past few years has struggled with the question of am I bisexual or did I just grow up sexually repressed by the church?
2026-03-06 17:16:12
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rachelfrancis1990
Rachel Francis :
OH RIGHT! They didnt want to make a Jesus vegetable. I remember that now
2026-03-06 04:07:03
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stchas77
StChas77 :
Could have used a cauliflower since they can have 'arms' of a sort. You could make a crown of rosemary instead of thorns, you pierce his side and cheese sauce cones out... Don't tell my wife I posted this.
2026-03-05 22:49:51
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ltospice
LaTisha Osborne :
I got 5 veggietales DVDs passed on to me at Christmas and they are a prized possession. I am also a recovering Christian but the veggie tales are hilarious. the peas using chopsticks? 10/10
2026-03-05 21:29:18
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alpacawitch
Alpaca :
I grew up Jewish 😂 We also watched Veggie tales 🤣
2026-03-06 17:27:53
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jmt1981
JMT :
The characters in veggie tales eat vegetables. I feel like crucifixion wouldn't be too dark. 😂
2026-03-06 04:58:13
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