@mahdiforher: Unanimous decision

Ailin :

Then I gotta hit em w “which one”

Buzzball :

I gave my friends and family generational trauma just by dating my ex

hail😈lucipurrr :

literally, everyone calls him VOLDEMORT

Apollo :

my grandma venmoed me $50 for breaking up with him

klau.nyx666 :

“And what are you looking at?”

Khai :

I got both quality and quantity of horrible ex’s over my friends

Mrs. Harkrider 🩷💜💙 :

And then its multiple choice on who they talk about 🤣

Sydney Irene ッ :

Listen idk if it’s safe to repost but just know I was here

wakanda56 :

Me looking around while everyone is looking at me

BlazeMaster4201 :

sit down my children....I'm going to tell a story lmao

em!! 🪷 :

some of the stuff he did was so ridiculous people think i’m lying 😭

UnderseaFan806 :

Dino bites :

every time I meet someone new one of my friends always goes "tell them about the one who thought he was an alien" like can I please just forget that 😭

Jake(: :

which one?

April Kemerley :

leave it to me,ALWAYS taking one for the team, & taking on the "problem/project "

Evomk :

My therapist has been so happy since she finally left me fr

Tengukaicou :

that or the whole point at you like:

Twistedtina :

Were u in the polar express by chance asking bout “u know what train this is?” 😭😭😂😭😭

Rave🏰 :

why yall staring at me

Kathryn Rita :

I need a story time. I’m nosey 😂💀

anastasia :

2 ankle surgeries later ✌️🫡

Jacob :

It’s me. She cheated, broke up with me on my birthday, took shit from my apartment when I had a kidney stones and was at the hospital, and the day before we broke I surprised her with a flower bouquet to welcome her home from a trip. We had been together 6 years.

ilovetea :

same, I have horrible taste it seems 😂😭

Kt :

My best friend made me a cake for my last breakup. So. There was that. 😂

amanda :

my friends and family congratulates me after the breakup