@con_spiracy: I mean hippos are basically modern dinosaurs… #morbidfacts #weirdtok #fyp

LK | Ishin_Zenoi :

Let’s not forget hippos can “trot” along water body floors at 12mph. They are scary.

bobo :

guess the color black

Sarah.The.Realtor :

Hippos are mad scary.

DJsloppybob :

ahh diversity

Rage Bait master :

Beyond fatigueness

jeruthedamager :

bro thats literally a zimbabwean flag

Bex :

Why does she have a gun!?!?

Jourdan K :

of course it was in Florida 🙄 cause why not 😳

Mr Feast :

Calm appearance???

dracorn1 :

Why am I sitting here trying to work out in my head how I would stand the best chance of surviving that hippo situation? Like, would my chances be higher doing like the man and trying to climb ontop of the capsized boat, or trying to tuck up into the air pocket underneath the boat and be completely still and silent.....all this with me knowing I will NEVER be in water that has hippos in it 😅

Law Monkey :

Hippos can run more than 20mph guys!!

emma :) :

Just reminded me to lock my door

QuillScoff 🎭 :

But I want one for Christmas

Koŝie-Alex̌ :

its always Florida

damien :

None ya :

STAY AWAY FROM THE WALKING MASS OF BLUBBER

♌️TripleLeo☀️🌙⬆️ :

👮‍♂️: stay safe 😗✌🏻 WHAT?!?!?!?

✞Dr. Pepper✞🕸️ :

Hi

areeeyeceekaywhy :

Ahhh yes, USUAL SUSPECT.

u_m_m_m_m :

Apparently, Mars didn’t get the memo…

Caughtyoulookin :

Why can’t the police do anything

Jay :

people still don't understand how cameras work, huh

Sgt_JR32 :

hip hop anonymous.

Nevermore-xx-❌ :

Those were not hippo pewpews lol. Houses need bang ports right by peepholes.

xxXMommysGoodBoyXxx :

Thanks babe