Saw this elsewhere & had to search to come follow you bc this is F-ing poetry
2026-06-09 23:13:45
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Sam Brown :
I finally eat healthy and you’re going to skimp on LETTUCE? No.
2026-03-09 21:29:03
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Brittany :
Those salad kits used to be like $2.99
2026-03-10 19:21:03
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Birds🇵🇸 :
I bought a bag of frozen broccoli and it was 90% stems💀
2026-03-10 04:13:43
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comefindyou :
Am I the only one that likes the lettuce bones? 🤣
2026-03-10 15:33:22
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Donna MrsHinNH :
At the tender age of 58, I have never heard Iceberg taint before, omg, girl... 😂 😭 😂 🥬 😭🤣🫶🏻
2026-03-10 22:29:15
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nichelessnatasha🆘🇺🇸 :
Bagged salad is recalled so often and for what? LETTUCE TAINTS?!?
2026-03-11 14:41:34
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vicktoriasnchz :
“Who’s your CEO” had me 🤣
2026-04-13 15:33:48
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Bethanie Peralta :
I hate the salad bones damnit man
2026-03-10 00:29:56
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Kelly4real 💙🇺🇸🌈 :
I did not have ice berg taint on my bingo card and that’s on me
2026-03-11 14:40:40
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star_sewell❌ :
Iceberg Taint would be a fabulous band name
2026-03-12 01:10:58
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Bonny :
I just came from a stitch of this video & had to immediately follow you. 😂
2026-06-09 22:32:15
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🖤⚡️Chaos📚 🖤 :
All the food is sending me. Shrinking everything! Overpriced! Ugh now I need a break
2026-03-10 12:50:18
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kate 🩷 :
This video temporarily released me from the throes of depression 😭 I actually laughed out loud
2026-03-10 23:46:57
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Ally :
I've never heard the term lettuce bones. Aren't they the best part
2026-04-29 13:10:14
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Teddy8279 :
I love your way with words
2026-04-22 13:37:17
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There were so many iconic lines in this I can’t even choose which to quote.
2026-04-29 03:23:21
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Mrs. G :
I fucking love you!! This is a series of some of the most relatable things you’ve ever said.
2026-03-09 20:52:32
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southernbrielle :
Reason why I stopped buying bagged salad or premade salads. Be filled with trash and lawn clippings.
2026-03-11 19:29:38
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Jules🦚 ❌ :
You are everything we need on this app 😂❣️❣️
2026-06-10 01:37:11
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Meganayyye :
LMFAOOOOOO ICEBERG TAINT IM IN ACTUAL TEARS I LOVE YOU
2026-04-22 15:38:35
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Chelsea Norman :
My mom always used to buy the microwave vegetable steamer bags or frozen veg. My stepdad would always get mad when there were more stems than florets. He called them the broccoli buttholes 😅 “where’d all the broccoli go? All I got was buttholes!”
2026-03-09 21:43:51
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Amyjo :
From this day forward I will say that’s iceberg taint. I fucking love you!!!😂😂
2026-03-09 21:34:29
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mommawithadegree :
I like you
2026-03-11 02:40:30
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