@realnealkennedy:

onj :

Bro just joined my daughters U8 team

TN Ballers :

bro been free agent since 1992 😭😭

moneymosh :

Jake Paul levels of rage bait.

erling :

where is bros dih💔

Donoghue1988 :

Seen him outside Anfield. He’s signing for the mighty reds. Champions League is coming home. 💪🏼

Mj :

He's our last hope to stop Arsenal from winning the Prem

FelixB.05 :

”Better late then never” ahh signing

Buckley :

Dragons Fire United

sammi :

"Ive recently signed with 4th division side"

Mihai_Sferle :

tom.mcsorley129 :

"Guys I've done it, I'm now the starting center forward in my bros fantasy league."

FerreroRossi :

There’s an over 50s walking football team advertising for players at my local 5 aside pitches.

Sep Sabeti :

Gone be in my Sunday league

Aidan :

Tottenham lowkey could use him

mashrurkh :

it is the 30th of march. no such announcement has been made.

nich 😝✌️ :

Guys the team is onjs daughters U8 team

Bobbylav33 :

Stop the charade

Tom Glover :

at this point I'd take him at Spurs, can't get any worse.

elgrandeamericanista :

hot.bobby :

Gonna make a custom player on fifa26 and insert himself into the starting lineup

EyeSack🇱🇧 :

I’ve been here since day one, rooting for you man

ReallyBadCodes :

I heard Neal Kennedy has already rejected offers from the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid, saying “Spainish football is not competitive enough for the starting CF of the US men’s National Soccer team.”

Kerberos :

"I'm telling you right now in 2026 I'm going to be the starting cf for the US men's national team." 🔥

Husu :

Please join LA Galaxy we will win the world cup!!!

ellis :

Hi