Jason Pargin, author
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Tuesday 10 March 2026 22:50:27 GMT
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Cdoubleu :
It does not remember SHIT
2026-03-11 03:45:38
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Sunset :
Imagine being a turtle for 193 years
2026-03-10 22:55:35
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theroostarr :
He’s older than the modern concept of pizza
2026-03-11 02:17:06
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2_gar :
Dude watched WW1, WW2, the Korean War, the Vietnam war, the moon landing, the fall of the Soviet Union, operation desert storm, and then on 😭😭
2026-03-12 17:14:23
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Thesadcyborg1776 :
Mitch mcconells twin brothers lookin pretty good
2026-03-12 23:34:27
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Sinead :
My grandmother is older than balloons! 🎈 She remembers when she was a little girl in New Zealand and someone brought one for everyone to pass around and have a look at.
2026-03-10 23:07:24
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Djdj Djdjdn383 :
Turtle was born before the first iPhone
2026-03-10 23:01:56
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user1981035773584 :
I just know that if this turtle could talk, he’d have some wise advice for us…
2026-03-10 22:56:57
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badmoonarisin :
Man, a world without The Simpsons. I can't even imagine.
2026-03-10 23:14:31
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Nicholas Name :
This turtle remembers a time before GTA 6.
2026-03-10 23:51:09
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C@den• :
Genuinely how is this possible 😭💔
2026-03-13 02:11:38
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Bys Cnāfa :
Dinosaurs are not giant lizards
2026-03-10 23:56:59
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WhatZ1tT00ya :
Things that are younger than Jonathan also include: the Victorian Era, paperback books, the state of Texas, the Bessemer process, the presidency of Martin Van Buren, rugby and gridiron football, the city of Chicago, The Three Musketeers, the discovery of the planet Neptune, and cocaine.
2026-03-11 06:21:58
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Nathan Shattuck387 :
Greatest opening line to a TT video
2026-03-12 07:22:10
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Dio :
It was 96 years old when sliced bread was invented, which didn’t happen until 1928. 😳
2026-03-11 01:44:55
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Dylan :
Based on the Wikipedia page, they don’t actually know how old he is, but they know for certain he is at *least* that old.
2026-03-10 23:39:31
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Bone Head 1962 :
I don’t think he remembers any of that stuff….he remembers that he ate some leaves on the other hill
2026-03-11 00:55:35
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Cody Laveau :
Tortoise, but otherwise yeah
2026-03-11 11:54:13
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Brian :
to be fair it probably still doesn't really know a world with electric lights
2026-03-11 01:24:55
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BigGum :
do you think he noticed the world smelling differently over time?
2026-03-11 22:19:14
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quinn🚦 :
dinosaurs aren’t lizards
2026-03-12 18:57:16
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Jay Talks :
The first flushing toilet was invented in 1596
2026-03-11 01:45:16
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JackthesnoM :
Not a single turtle in this video btw
2026-03-12 21:11:37
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Alby :
Minoans might have something to say about that. Minoans had flushing toilets 2600bc. I don’t think he is that old.
2026-03-11 12:11:39
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