polak.doubled.you :
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short AND too heavy, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a weird angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get mysteriously wet, your sleeve falls down every time you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still tired, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear, every chair you sit on squeaks in the quietest room ever, your favorite song gets interrupted by an ad at the best part, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you walk into a room and immediately forget why, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter what, your shoelace comes untied right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in two seconds, your notifications disappear the moment you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you never typed, your hoodie string disappears forever in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying, your earbuds tangle themselves while doing absolutely nothing, your volume is either WAY too loud or you can’t hear anything, your glasses smudge one second after you clean them, your package says “delivered” but it’s nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you move, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you already left the house, your nail keeps catching on everything, there are random crumbs in your hoodie pocket, and your alarm snoozes itself just enough to make you late.
2026-03-15 15:08:11