not allison kuch
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Thursday 12 March 2026 17:48:37 GMT
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Alyssa :
I’m gonna give birth like on the Sims where you just spin around a baby appears in your arms
2026-03-13 00:05:41
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Brian :
This is slam poetry
2026-03-12 18:02:22
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user3575227 :
"do you want a vbac or c section" "no thanks." 😂
2026-03-12 23:22:04
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Morgan Bull Kirksey :
Yeah the exit plan for birth needs improvement.. however, I just had a VBA2C, and would do that every time compared to my csection recoveries!
2026-03-12 18:04:25
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Sunni ☀️ :
“I don’t wanna do either” 😌 same gf
2026-03-13 16:32:17
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Mollie🪩🍒🥝 :
I remember being 39 weeks pregnant and all of a sudden becoming SO aware that either way this huge baby is coming out of me and is going to HURT
2026-03-12 17:52:58
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. :
being pregnant made me so jealous of birds. like what do you mean you just lay an egg.
2026-03-13 21:09:57
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Amanda :
Like actually where is the stork?
2026-03-13 18:00:36
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Dakota :
Have you considered teleportation??
2026-03-12 20:35:48
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Kay :
“I don’t want to do either” a true queen bc sameee 😂😭
2026-03-21 05:21:52
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Robin :
“Now I’ve summoned him” 😂😂😂
2026-03-13 15:07:04
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⋆˙⟡ mother natalia 𖤓⋆☽ :
double it and give it to the next person 🙂↕️😭😭
2026-03-18 20:26:13
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Haley Marek :
Husband asked me which way I wanted to go…I said my preference was for the stork to bring him
2026-03-15 03:41:46
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Cierra Mistt :
THE ACCURACY 😭😭😭
2026-03-13 06:14:00
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DM :
this feels like a draft post
2026-03-12 18:29:00
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Leigha :
Me laying in the hospital bed hearing everyone’s birth experience as I wait
2026-03-13 00:16:19
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baileythemotha :
my mom always says “there’s one of two ways that baby is coming out, and neither is pleasant”.
2026-03-13 18:47:25
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Nishat Nguyen 👩🏻🏫 :
People do not talk about birth trauma enough. Thank you for sharing this.
2026-03-13 01:26:08
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kfarrellxo :
Want my baby now, don’t want to birth her ever
2026-03-13 11:58:54
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kayymora :
I told my Dr “nevermind I don’t want to do this” ……after 20min of pushing 😅
2026-03-13 21:22:39
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itscourtneystarkey :
LOUD repost because you said everything I’m thinking
2026-03-13 00:03:54
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McKenna Phillips :
I’m having twins. I just want them to teleport outside my body. It’s 2026 I feel like we should invent that
2026-03-13 01:28:24
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megansings16 :
I’m due in July with my first and this is so relieving to hear. I’m excited for my baby but the thought of how the baby comes out is terrifying.
2026-03-19 20:17:09
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StacyNicole :
It’s really 2026 and we don’t have transporter technology for birth yet? This wasn’t the future I was promised. 😂
2026-03-13 19:42:44
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🖤 :
do I have to be there at all? 😭
2026-03-12 22:24:07
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