@mewglo: low quality shitpost i was stricken with a vision while in class earlier and I literally couldn't think of anything else for an entire hour but making this #homestuck #shitpost #slop #lowkeymyjohnegbertvoiceheadcanon

sayo-nara! :

john im srry i have done thenopposite of what u said💔

Ack_1101 :

ts is the type of shit john would send to dave too

mel 🪣♓️ :

unironically ts is what stopped me like an hr ago💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

🐇=w=🦑 :

ok sorry John, I won’t anymore🥺🥺. I’m gonna quit for you

And I'm cal gabriel :

Wow this would've helped me a few hours ago

inchwormJoey :

🏳️‍⚧️hauntakatt 🔑🌙 :

seeing this at the crack of dawn is surely a way to start my morning

Mituna’s hairy ballsack :

homestuck mentioned

ᨳິ ׂ 𓈒 toki ྀ ͚ :

im sober all tyanks to john egbett

adiosToreador :

oK JOHN I WILL TRY,

richpeopleisland :

This actually happened in act one

kyotokafe :

this is how he sounds for me. no toby radiation fox. It’s definitely this this

spirituallykarkat :

thank you john i am sober now

꒰♡꒱˚₊ ‧ kurapika 🕷 . ⊹ ₊ :

ok thanks bert

[GA] gleamingAtheist :

Riley :

john voice claim

˃͈◡˂͈ᥲmіᥲ🎀 :

ok john i wont

Riley🏳️‍⚧️ :

Ok John

zuko , zen :

probably the videos john sends dave regularly

GAMZEE :

TY JOHN