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jacefalcyry :
Chargeing your kids money to eat is crazy
2026-03-17 14:52:42
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Lailah.567 :
This is js sad 😔
2026-03-17 00:31:05
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s0ul908 :
I genuinely hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you’ve already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don’t remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times.❤️❤️
2026-03-18 02:14:31
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Jaidyn 🧟💫☄️🏈😈 :
I would not even pay 10$ for that
2026-03-26 16:57:38
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Kortnei🩷 :
Is u actually not letting him eat
2026-03-17 00:31:39
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whytheyhateidk :
making a kid not eat is crazy
2026-06-07 05:48:14
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Chill guy :
Fake how would they know to bring 60?
2026-03-17 19:46:48
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Jaxson Turner :
that is not fair all of the other kids to eat and the other one is not so unfair!!!???
2026-03-17 02:22:19
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ᜊঞ𝓷𝓲𝓖𝓱𝓣𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬ঞᜊ :
Please tell me this not really
2026-05-01 05:56:16
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Kane Watkins :
Bro, stop charging these kids $60 like go up
2026-03-17 18:49:32
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Keyan🌟 :
bro how do they Evan get money
2026-05-05 11:45:54
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Jakeup :
: I genuinely hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you’ve already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don’t remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times.❤️❤️
2026-03-18 04:57:56
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Dfw_gio :
This just messed up
2026-03-18 15:27:31
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#@10 :
over price
2026-05-02 22:55:22
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Noas_raw drawings :
Why would you charge your kids for the food they need to survive
2026-04-26 21:57:42
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skellyduossab :
McDonald is less and more food
2026-04-03 17:09:14
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I genuinely hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you’ve already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don’t remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times.❤️❤️
2026-03-19 01:06:06
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Queen.Kye :
My boy Rj never has enough 🤣
2026-03-17 00:42:01
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Charles :
To be honest if we’re RJ I would start ordering DoorDash everyday
2026-03-17 03:59:46
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ponator :
This has to be a joke right
2026-05-05 00:37:07
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≽^•⩊•^≼˚ :
yall take things so serious
2026-04-28 15:44:17
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Benjamin Patterson :
How did they know the food was only 60$ instead of 100$
2026-05-03 05:39:25
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Ptx_zye._.16 :
Did u feed him atleast some noodles
2026-05-10 00:26:03
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