@its.anya.lacey: It must be extremely difficult being a short guy on St. Patrick’s Day. The second you walk into a bar wearing anything green, people start acting like you’re a leprechaun that just popped out of a pot of gold. Suddenly everyone wants to pat your head, take pictures, or ask where the treasure is like you’re part of the holiday entertainment. I swear nobody respects your personal space when they think you’re the mascot for the entire celebration. #stpatricksday #shortguyproblems #holidayhumor #stpattys #shortking

SPARK. EDTZ :

It's my bday and I'm Irish guys

Landon Smallwood :

im little u can take me home

the_silver_planeteer :

You’re silly haha

CR7 FTBL :

How tall are you guys I am 5’8 and 13

Grande Prairie Cactus Club :

I’m short it’s my birthday

bertgeorge1981 :

You have so many beauty marks it’s scary

Ruiiiii :

qwot13 +524rev :

firstt

DJ $lickTraxx :

Ronnie Orvis :

Hi

Oh_ DEER :

TAKE ME!!!

SLR :

ur cute🥰

Remy Petrash :

I’m 5ft so I feel the pain

Alex Begal :

Ur so hot

Samuel :

first

mynewsoberlife :

Oddly enough I am short af

Marv🦈 :

Guess i am lucky 👀👀

h77 :

hahaha thas a good one

Jurgen Marlaire :

Sawyer :

take me home please

🦝->🗑️ -> 👑 :

What happened him next? 😂

Freddie the orange cat :

So you’re taking him home right? 🤣🤣🤣💚💚💚

Mirco Jack :

how are you doing today sweetheart

Carlygate :

U boots

G-$ :

😂😂😂