@darkscaryswamp: For example! #magicthegathering #mtgcommander #mtgcommunity #mtg

Robert :

"start a seperate sub-game of Magic..."

Carlton :

Summon Uncle Istvan

Mr. Mako Moogle :

I love reading old text and just being like, "Oh it's just [insert common keyword here]."

Jackie B :

There was a bit of a golden age where cards seemed to be pretty clear but now we have shit like "the ring tempts you"

Peter :

for example! ☝️🤓

Goliath :

Pay 6 mana for a 4/4 creature with no additional rules text. this is considered a game shaking card.

NickPeak :

Average experience reading Animate Dead

illmakeaface :

"If it is, it isn't. If it isn't, it is."

Sebastian :

The_bucket_of_wisdom :

Bunnypuppet🇵🇸 :

Banding, no reminder text.

Darkrai :

Have you seen the card that swaps one word in its textbox for a new wore of your choice? So if a card cares about Islands, you can change the word "island" to be "plains" or "mountain" it's a NIGHTMARE to comprehend when you read it for the first time lol

dwillz :

Walls cannot band with non-walls

mike w :

I honestly prefer the over-explained "Terms & Conditions" text over cards that just use niche set-specific keywords that you have to look up the ruling on because it was a throwaway gimmick for like 6 cards from a 12 year old release

poobius :

Change the target of target spell with a single target to a new target. The new target of target spell cannot be the same target as the previous target of target spell.

Gavin Doll :

I hate the way you say buried

gubigubigubigubi :

modern yu gi oh cards

Jackie B :

"This ability may be played as an interrupt."

squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark :

tap target untappable permanent. Tapped untappable permanent can permanently tap to untap target tapped permanent permanently

Kent :

I know there's actually an MTG card that says "for example" but I can't remember which

CorbCards :

OhmsOverDraags :

That's... that's menace...

Jeph Lewis :

I understand that original ravnica came out 20 years ago, but I am not prepared to have the haunt mechanic described as "text on an old magic card". I need to go lie down.

oops all islands :

This card is now blue

andyweaverino :

What's crazy is new card games came after and just did this same exact shit without learning from it