@itsalexandrasedlak: he wants to watch twilight tonight.. #fyp #storytime #dating #vampire #maincharacter

Damon :

I 100% thought this was going to end with " we've been married for 10 years"

Jay :

You’re hot

br0deal :

is there any situation where this DOESN'T work?

barney.gumble.games :

is Type O Negative on that play list?

NickThePick :

You won't know he's committed to being a vampire until he starts wearing a cape everywhere

ryan :

bartender giving your number out is kinda craaaaazzzyyyyy

Skip Intro :

… I need to hang out with more people like this. 😂

slickrich :

best story teller ever👍

braddivens :

Me when I say "I gotta have you" to my Chic Fi La sandwich.

TheCharles :

….why did the bartender have your number??

Fabian 🇵🇷 :

spiderfly :

Maybe check in with someone you know or us before the next meetup/if there's a next meet up. Just to make sure he's not looney tunes.

Joshua :

user7224940736517 :

You are such fun!

alwTicToc :

Girl has literal taste.

karenbenfordsmith :

Haha

shalistar26 :

You give off so much Aubrey plaza! Hahaha

ericrice4 :

so magical

JTheBirdman :

Great story!

Compton Casey :

Are you ok boo? 😅

Truth-Seeker (Neil) :

You're so funny! (the great kind of funny) 😂

captainsavemyself2.0 :

That would def grab my attention

Emmy Lou :

Lol

Mike McNamara :

lucky guy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️