@vegshorts: How does this work every time

Tommy :

No, the gnomes are evil this is just a little guy

john_p123456789 :

So if 5'8 is considered being a gnome then what does 5'4 mean?

Prince :

Danny Motta core

de.ricky :

This is some high on life dialogue

psychosqueak :

catconnoisseur :

5’8 is average btw

lianharper :

God bless Jesus loves u

☘️~Clover~☘️ :

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 5’8 IS SHORT?? Dude I’m 5’3 what does that make me 😔✌️

Hinata Tachibana :

it's hilarious that we all do this

Darknight753718 :

I dont have such weaknesses

🏳️‍⚧️Pravda Puppygirl Yukari☭ :

ahh no halfling hello. For context there is a halfling sidekick in the DND 5th edition starter kit that hits tall guys in the groin he calls it a halfling hello it's how he says hi

↱︎♬︎ Ender ♬︎↲︎ :

Eddy burback core???😭

eyzen :

probably the saddest thing I've heard

arincardsadventures :

I love doing this. Weirdly, almost the exact same words I use

Ryb⦻b :

5’8 being short hurts me to the soul

Marvin :

Ngl as a 5'3 guy I also pull the I'm just a little guy😅 Not picking fights tho more when I mildly annoy someone

ᗢ CryophinCrest ᗢ :

So is this the meta I should be following

Sanford[@] :

is this him?

Zebeleh Ubiate :

Wait wait wait wait WAIT 5’8” is a “little guy” ? he asked 3” below.

xdks :

@Danny Motta

Bread_Jesus777 :

Why is the short guy always 1 in taller then me

🫀 :

Sol :

"IM JUST A LITTLE GOBLIN! PLZ DONT KILL ME!"

fasteststrokeralive :

How many 6 3 jacked bros did they run into for this to be a thing

Aperture :

Isnt this something king candy did 😭