@bitlifeapp: Craziest thing you've done in BitLife?! Wrong answers only 👀 #BitLife #fyp #mobilegame

.nelsonfmmkp_13 :

BITLIFE let us have cousins and grandparents 🙏

꧁☬𝕸𝕳𝕸𝕯☬꧂ :

Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.” I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor. You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations. I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser. If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.

Deon Jr :

No death ability or ability to start your own gang

qweest :

WHY YOU CAN'T REPOST

ZK28🇸🇾 :

guys I don’t think MHMD liked this ad

Cole :

game genuinely isnt even that fun bro

Mr. Liminal :

This is the worst advertisement I’ve ever seen

RatGang💯 :

£20 for 11 jobs is ridiculous, stop adding more jobs and start lowering the prices vroskis

Tf you looking at :

His this will work

Prestino :

جباتي :

By m

Cheeto_Bankz🫆 :

Ok but why they hittin the sync hard asf tho😭🥳

lagzero32 :

🌸livia :

Early

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Lower the prices ingame gng 💔 Pay to win ahh

Kuba. :

Jesus saves

𝒞𝓍ℱ𝓁𝒶𝓈𝒽ℰ𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓏 :

Add all sorts of fighting tournaments and like a cobra Kai type of thing and not only that for the kings and queens can you make it kinda medieval by adding wars with knights and stuff

Williams_santiago21 :

Nahh they killing that shii though

LensRyan :

This is a petition to have combat sports added into the careers @BitLife

football boy :

Could you please update where we could buy football clubs please please please Bitlife😭😭😭🙏🙏