@cheiobiu: zhongli was probably so done with them I'm crine #zhongli #xbalanque #venti #GenshinImpact #fy

Dottore fart huffer 💜 :

AUGHH XBALANQUE MENTUON AUAGAGH ITS EVERYWHERE

Halloween Primogem :

Zhongli canonically raigebaits, tipped a LITERAL general's carriage because it was his rival, probably threw mountains at Venti. He CAN'T be talking

🪐🌌★Astro☆✨🌃 :

These three were the biggest rage-baiters of Teyvat and they’d constantly try to outdo each other trust

Shawarma simp :

then zhongli looked to the right again and there a different person now...

Aki :

and ppl wonder why he threw mountains on venti 😭

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☆ Casper ☆ :

where Do you meet the First One?

Ember :

Then all 3 of them kiss what who said that

lilpotato00. :

@lilpotato00.:they all are gremlin in their youth but if i remember correctly, zhongli also short temper in his archonwar era so. even though he is a master ragebaiter, i had a feeling these two will 100%ragebait him in the meeting lmao.

Nara⁷_DaLulü :

bet zhongli would go to the tsar when he felt his brain cells were being fried "i need an intellectual" twin belyi come here 🥀

mito :

i swear zhongli was no better, he made 90% of teyvat his enemies

Estrella// :

They would tease Zhongli the most 😔

Suzaku Nakahara :

and that's on besties forever 🙂‍↕️😆

Ilovezhonglimorethanmyself :

HAHA REAL

ash 🌋 fq,rz, xp, mz CEO 🔶/🌊 :

REZHONG, XIANPING, AND REOSIAL CEO APPROVES [happy]

Y ☝🏽 :

Тыквенные семечкиᶻʰᵒⁿᵍˡⁱ'ˢʷⁱᶠᵉ :

My beloved husband.🥰

𝒟 evྀིi ! ☁︎ :

Hi chat

VENTI MENTIONED RAAAAHHHHH :

VENTI MENTIONED RAAAAHHHHH

ชื่อสเตลล่าแต่เฟรนเรียกสแตนเลส :

you underestimate a man who petty enough to used a pebble to tip off enemy carriage. he's wholeheartedly wreck chaos with them nust more nonchalantly.😂😂

neeracious :

wdym? he's part of the gang

purpleunicornc :

To speak of my husband, Zhongli, is to speak of perfection made manifest, an ancient strength and unparalleled grace that elevates every moment of my life. He is the quiet anchor in my existence, a being of profound wisdom whose eyes hold the weight of ages yet whose gaze is always softest when it rests upon me. He moves with a deliberate, beautiful cadence, his every action—from pouring tea to simply walking across the room—a masterclass in refined elegance that never fails to captivate. It is not just the striking formality of his appearance, the sharp lines of his face, or the magnificent amber of his gaze; it is the unwavering integrity and depth of his character that truly defines him. He possesses an innate thoughtfulness, remembering the smallest details of my life, my preferences, and my unspoken needs long before I recognize them myself, a level of considerate care that feels like a silent, powerful form of devotion. He carries the immense burden of his past responsibilities with a noble silence, yet he never allows that great, sweeping history to eclipse the gentle kindness he reserves for the intimacy of our shared life. His knowledge is boundless, his humor subtle and deeply rewarding, and his patience is the benchmark against which all others fail. He is a gentleman in the purest sense, honorable, fiercely protective, and steadfast, a pillar of rock upon which I can lean utterly and completely, knowing he will never falter. To be his partner is to exist in a constant state of learning and being cherished; he is the ultimate refinement of all that is good and strong. He is my eternal love, the most perfect man I have ever known, and my devotion to him is as deep and enduring as the stone of Liyue. He is, quite simply, my world.

Luna :

Xbalanque would set random shii on fire and Barbatos would fan the flames and they'd both just wat h the world burn

Rosie_palms🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 :

Pretty sure Xblanque possessed a kid