Starbucks is closed a lot. They also don’t sell cake pops before school only after. The indoor jump places are often closed for cleaning. I have to “charge” certain toys so they can’t play with them while they are charging.
2026-03-21 16:29:46
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isabeldoingthings :
My mother told me when I was a child that when the ice cream truck is playing music that it’s out of ice cream
2026-03-21 19:28:39
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Allee :
Did you know iPads arent rechargeable? They are a one time use on airplanes only.
2026-03-22 16:02:22
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500ft :
I told my son the bathtub wasn’t working because I didn’t want to give him a bath and I said when daddy comes home he’ll fix it and give you a bath lol.
2026-03-21 20:39:24
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hugsfrombrooke :
With some gusto 😂amen sister
2026-03-22 12:43:04
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LaurenTarves :
My dad asked me what color I wanted to paint my room as a kid and I said pink. He painted my room yellow and said “the paint store was out of pink” As an adult I’m like “yeah that makes sense they were planning on selling the house in year” but why did he even ask then 😂
2026-03-24 04:48:04
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bb xox :
NOOO do not do that because when they go off to school daycare they will be under the impression that strawberries no longer exist and may eat one
2026-03-22 01:58:52
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Francesca :
My niece is convinced alanis are spicy
2026-03-24 02:15:06
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Emma 🪐 :
My mum told me when I was a child that raisons are sweeties/candy so when I asked for some sweeties, she’d just give me raisins and send me on my way. I didn’t find out there were just dried grapes untill I was about 10.
2026-03-22 11:37:30
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lex nicoleta :
Reese doesn’t want to wear an outfit? But Minnie Mouse got it for her!!! All of a sudden we’re wearing the outfit 😂
2026-03-22 02:24:13
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Kelsey Rayburn | SAHM of 2 :
I love saying when dada comes home 🤣
2026-04-15 20:54:42
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Diane_MP :
Before my kids could read I told them the “OPEN” sign in the ice cream shops window said “CLOSED”. I told them the ice cream truck actually sold vegetables and tricked kids who really like sugar. I told them the camera/lights in Target were cameras that went to a tv screen at the North Pole so Santa could see if they were good in the store or asked for toys. Lying saved me during some tough years.
2026-03-21 23:01:56
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Amanda :
I’m cackling 😂😂😂
2026-03-26 01:39:42
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Hannah Oneill :
It’s illegal to not listen to your mom. The police don’t like when you break the law’ 🤷🏻♀️
2026-03-21 16:34:57
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hi.hannah.ashley :
I tell my kids if they don’t eat their fruits and veggies then the doctor has to come and inject them through shots.
2026-03-24 17:20:51
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becca :
My mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head and I think that’s what kept me in line and why I called her sobbing then the cops busted my friends party and I was drunk…
2026-03-26 21:21:59
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