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TheTipsyrogue :

Sixty four 65/65 goblins? In response to attacks declaration, I'll cast Rakdos charm

Nicole 🧝🏼‍♀️ [She/They] :

youre playing Krenko, Mob Boss against your partner? Just sign the divorce papers. 🤣

pancho :

SHES PLAYING ELDRAZIS GUYS SHES THE TREAT ALREADY

LordShortyYT :

Ashe :

One time my boyfriend was playing a deck that all his friends banned him from playing against them and I started crying during the middle of the game because I literally was doing nothing and he just kept doing more and more damage

SaraWithaPharmD :

In response, how about nope

Archon :

aww cute

specs :

this is why rakdos charm is my favorite card In.the game.

aleas07 :

"In response I cast Rakdos Charm"

ᛑᛗᛛ Xay ᛑᛗᛛ :

No thank you

🌍🎶♾️🐞☯️ :

In response I tap 2 and a green to play arachnogenesis

Landon Stanford :

why not coat of arms?

favoritebot4 :

I already don't like your deck

ry :

playing krenko against your girl is evil man 😭

Nickandmorty666 :

My buddy tried this he got like 100 goblins and then I made him exile all of them which boosted my Umbris who was already +25 to +125/125 and I won 😂

trawtidmore :

"Win every MTG game with this 1 simple trick"

NeatPourOnly :

Cyclonic Rift, pay the Overload

The Mad Pooper™🌸 :

Opposite for us- he's mad I always win

Eryk :

I gave my girl one of my decks and it was funny to see my card strategies be thrown back in my face. got fogged, extra turned and approach of the second sun'd on. luckily I had a counter spell in my hand

Adam West-Wells :

in response boros charm

Kenpachi Ty :

I see your goblins and I raise you Damnation 🖤

Jordan Jay :

65? Krenko is a goblin. I got you fam.

Author ~ Cassandra DenHartog :

Still not enough to defeat my infinite combo squirrel tokens 😂

Azzy :

I was playing Krenko in a group game and my partner decided to beef up my goblins. Not so he could help... no. So he wouldn't be considered "the problem"