@owengailllc: Starched up shirt and pants

Username :

Starched underwear when

🗿Levi :

POV: how bro feels narrating himself

Arc Traiders :

Socks need to be starched up

ReadyEddy :

Action figure clothes.

Joan Jetson :

Starched socks?

Lindsey :

The cowboy’s parents downstairs: “lord he’s puttin on the damn pants again 😮‍💨”

💖Destiny💖 :

where are you getting all this starch

Slim :

💠🍋‍🟩♣︎Ƙɛęǧäŋ♣︎🃏💠 :

same with the underwear

✧･ﾟrinny ✧･ﾟ :

Love the belt being pre-installed

Kelp?! :

since they are on different parts of his body, I think that you need to mean average them rather than add them. that gives 150 layers of starch, on average.

Emma 🇨🇦🇵🇸 :

Omg Polly Pocket I’m such a big fan

♱ tyson ♱ :

Now that right there is a REAL cowboy

Jellyskelly :

Just wear pasta at this point

Jerakal :

he looks so annoyed like this wasn't his idea.

1st gen Tommy :

Try starched socks I have a few

SQuid :

Clothes you put on action figures

Katie 🏸 :

Now I know how my Polly Pockets felt when I dressed them

David Patterson :

perfectly matches my underbed socks

Katie ✨ :

Pants are giving Arty Smartypants

MechaDylbear :

The internet has lowered my expectations just enough to see this becoming an actual fashion trend