@dave.grrr: #thank #god #youguys #fyo

bean.enjoyer :

thank you burger king

... :

"you are guiding me to the nightmare realm" PLEASE😭

danny phantom :

this is what getting dating advice from your parents feels like

rarkive :

like why would i listen to you..

Peachtree Art :

My dad always said “ never take advice from someone’s you’d never change places with” to be fair he’s living my nightmare but I digress. He does have bars occasionally

℧rancid hound℧ :

"thanks for allowing me to see first hand what I don't want in my own relationships" 😂

Celino :

aissa :

like oh i’m not hungry actually thank you

charlie charlie :

thankgawdddyewguysssss

katherinelouise444 :

misery loves company frfr

shin Godzilla :

Thank you Burger King ?! 😭😭

haja 🖤 :

getting a divorce at 21 i know this is what my friends are thinking

Bill Millz :

Mena 🧠 :

& they accuse you of being jealous

meg✰n :

me if i hated myself!

shisaboss :

like whyyyy would i listen to YOUUUUU😭

🛸 :

“Nightmare stew”

wrenji marsh :

can’t repost but know that I was here

kat :) :

Nightmare stew 😍

locardenas :

fur elise with this is 😭

Judah :

Nightmare stew 😭😭😭

The Liver of Prometheus :

I really needed a pickle on top of my burger

nebula :

how do i tell my parents this

jazzyco :

NIGHTMARE REALM david youve outdone urself

Taylor ୨୧ :

When my mom tries to give dating advice but she WILLINGLY ended up with my dad